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Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse
Mean-spirited website compares side-by-side pictures of horses and Carrie Bradshaw herself.
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The Sharper Image
The gizmo retail chain is going out of business, so you're going to have to find another store whose merchandise mysteriously seems to have remained unchanged since 1989.
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Chicks In The City
The only Sex and the City parody worth your time.
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The Blog of Unnecessary Quotation Marks
A blog that captures the widespread misuse of quotation marks.
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Staycations
As gas prices soar, summer vacations are being replaced by the act of making a holiday in your own backyard (or at least within city limits).
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Museum Of Bad Art
A museum in Boston dedicated to art "too bad to be ignored."
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Zhang Yinming
Chinese dude can drink milk and squirt it out of his eyes. He can also allegedly blow up balloons with his ears.
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Cosby Sweaters
In partnership with eBay, Bill Cosby is auctioning off his old sweaters to benefit Hello Friend, a charity he established after the murder of his son.
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Baja BBQ Firepack
Charcoal schmarcoal! This barbecue in a box replaces charcoal and lighter fluid with biodegradable paper pulp that is both recyclable and free of chemicals.
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Alien: Caught On Tape!
Jeff Peckman of Denver is lobbying city officials to establish an Extraterrestrial Affairs Commission in preparation for alien contact. In fact, he's apparently got exclusive video footage proving their existence, but we can't see it yet because it's being used in a forthcoming documentary.
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Clay Aiken Makes A Baby
Yup, the American Idol runner-up is preparing for fatherhood as he's successfully inseminated Jaymes Foster, the 50 year-old sister of producer David Foster.
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Lauren Hutton
Although she hasn't seen the Sex And The City movie yet, the model-actress can confirm that it's positively silly material written by "gay male sluts."
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Unplanned Fight Club
In New York's Union Square (home to protests, skaters, and street performers), a live fight club broke out where ringmasters urged bystanders to challenge an opponent to a momentary brawl.
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John Tesh Twitters!
The Entertainment Tonight co-host-cum-bad music powerhouse Twitters! Really!
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Om Nom Nom Nom
Tragedy and comedy come together in this hypnotic new meme, sure to sweep the ROFL set.
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Flex And The City
We're delightfully confused by this poorly-acted spoof of Sex And The City, complete with steroidal bodybuilders of questionable gender.
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Peacock Attacks
A four year old boy was attacked by a peacock at an Oregon zoo, prompting zookeepers to consider prohibiting the birds from roaming the public grounds.
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Fat Kids
Childhood obesity rates among American kids may have finally leveled off after years of rising steadily.
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YouTube Playmate Submissions
Always wanted to flash your naughties in the pages of Playboy? Well, now the nudie mag (we mean "gentleman's monthly") has partnered with YouTube to pick a naked lady straight out of the teh Internetz to celebrate its 55th anniversary issue.
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Emily Gould
Gould, a former Gawker blogger, has written a front-page feature for The New York Times Magazine to enlighten the 40+ set in the ways of Blog Love.
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