Gaga In Elle Magazine
Whoa, the Fame Monster doesn't look so monstrous on this mag cover, instead going for the "stripped-down space" look. Golf claps. *This post has been edited to remove a trans slur.*
Every Judd Apatow Movie Ever In One Movie
The 40-Year-Old Virgin Who Knocked Up Sarah Marshall and Felt Superbad About It captures the Apatowian oeuvre, replete with chest wax, vagina jokes, and chubby Semitics.
Aretha's New Weirdass Hat
Aretha Franklin made another bold fashion statement at last night's tree lighting in Rockefeller Center, dressed as Chewbacca with a hole to breathe through.
Bearded Lady Singer
This gal has a beard, and it deserves its own song (and spoken word poems).
Meredith Baxter Comes Out
Proving that Mom Hair can be deceiving, original MILF Mrs. Keaton has come out of the closet.
White House Party Crashers Photobombed
Well, duh. Asylum "bombed" worthy photos with White House party crasher duo Michaele and Tareq Salahi.
Alec Baldwin Calling It Quits (For Real)
Jack Donaghy himself plans to quit acting in 2012, telling Men's Journal that he "considers [his] entire movie career a complete failure."
Vodka Gun
Grown-ups who still get their jollies playing Manhunt: we've found your weapon of choice.
Kid Rock/John Goodman Mash-Up
If Kid Rock (huh?) and John Goodman (huh???) mushed together, it would be all rosacea and chin.
Bearded Chick Downs Red Vines
After Stage Make-Up class, this girl was told she looked "funny" trying to eat Red Vines with a full ginger beard. Awesome.
Giant Hot Dog
At sixteen inches long, four inches wide, and seven pounds, the Big Hot Dog is prepared to serve 50.
If She Were Your Wife, You'd Be Smiling Too
At a state dinner honoring Indian Prime Minister Manmohan Singh and his wife, Gursharan Kaur, First Lady Michelle Obama wore a gown by Indian American designer Naeem Khan, single-handedly erasing all memories, Men In Black-style, of Laura Bush's pastel panstuits.
Mariah's Weird New 90's Video
Mariah's cover of "I Want To Know What Love Is" is excellent, but the video -- which takes place in, like, Yankee Stadium on Mars, is super-weird and very 90's.
New SNL Girls Are F*cking Hot
Is it just me, or is the trifecta of SNL's featured female players (Nasim Pedrad, Jenny Slate, and Abby Elliott) not the hottest?
Frankengaga
GaGa's latest fashion statement is a little bit Delta Burke, a little bit Herman Munster, and a whole lot of Office Max.
Muppet Bohemian Rhapsody
Presenting the long-awaited take on Queen's classic by everyone's favorite felt-and-googley-eyed friends (and, no, we don't mean Adam Lambert's back-up dancers).
Andy Samberg F*cks Black Male Reba McEntire
Hot couple alert! Andy Samberg and Reba McEntire are f*cking, except Reba is actually a crazy dude who found a wig in a dumpster.
Katie Couric Drunk Dancing
Aye yaye yaye, the CBS Evening News anchor and hot mom had too much wine or something at the party celebrating her debut at the network in 2006.
Goodnight Keith Moon
Your favorite childhood book takes a turn for the sinister when eccentric The Who drummer Keith Moon shows up.
More Vintage GaGa
Before Lady GaGa took up residence in a spaceship on Planet Weirdo, she performed her signature piano ballads (barefoot, you guys!) at an NYU Talent Show under her boring name, Stefanie Germanotta.