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Sandra Oh Is Ugly
The disclaimer for this site dedicated to touting the Grey's Anatomy actress's alleged hideousness states that "for every second that she's on TV, some other hotter Asian woman is being denied a chance at stardom."
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Clay Aiken Comes Out
Clay Aiken has officially come out to People magazine, confirming what every person who's ever met a gay person before already knew.
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13 The Musical
Producers likely inspired by the jaw-dropping profit of High School Musical are debuting in this new musical led by a cast comprised exclusively of teenagers.
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iProtect
A "youth-oriented" offshoot of Protect Marriage aims to persuade voters to choose Proposition 8 in California, which would amend the state constitution's allowance of gay marriage.
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iPod Bro
This dude needs to constantly be tuned in, even if he's already at a concert.
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How Berkeley Can You Be?
Berkeley, California's annual crazy parade takes place later this week, and will be replete with art cars and all of the city's kookiest characters (read: everyone).
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Planted Katie Holmes Fans
In an attempt to counter protesters attempting to smear their "religion," Scientologists planted fans to support Katie Holmes outside the theater in which she's performing on Broadway.
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The Only Funny Thing On The Emmys
Last night's Emmy Awards ceremony was mostly lackluster (thanks, Howie Mandel). Despite the 30 Rock sweep and Don Rickles riffing, there were only a small handful of enjoyable moments, the best by far being the stand-off between Ricky Gervais and Steve Carrell.
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Vintage NYC Subway Sticker
Before Carrie Bradshaw and Gossip Girl, New York had its sh*t years, ridden with crime, bankruptcy, and violence. This vintage subway sticker, which warns commuters against the use of knives, guns, and bombs (!), brings to mind a simpler time when anyone with a vagina carried Mace, which - inevitably - had to be used it at least once.
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Name Your Wang
Name your penis, get a certificate. It's that easy!
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Mix Tape USB Stick
Because no one makes mix tapes anymore and giving someone a mix CD just doesn't do the job, you might as well go all "2.0" with the USB stick that comes inside a cassette.
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Little Britain USA
HBO is hoping to do with British import Little Britain what it did with New Zealand's Flight of the Conchords: make the weird, niche-y smash in its native homeland a stateside success.
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You Can Live Forever In Paradise On Earth
Artists Case Simmons and Andrew Burke have created a collage compiled of imagery inspired by (and culled from) the Internet. (But where the F is Tay Zonday?)
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Zach Galifianakis
A longtime beloved "alternative" comic, Galifianakis might finally earn deserved notoriety with upcoming high-profile projects, including the much-buzzed-about HBO series Bored To Death
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Coco Magazine
Ice-T's wife - famous for dressing up all gross on the red carpet - has launched a magazine. It's called Coco Magazine. It's filled with pictures of herself, all naked and stuff.
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Blackberry Vs. Wifey
Of 6500 professional men surveyed by Sheraton Hotels, 35 percent of them preferred their Blackberries to their wives.
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The 50 Buzziest Blog Posts Of All Time
Nerve ranked the "buzziest" blog posts ever, proving that the inner reaches of Internet clusterf*ckery can find their way into the real world, including Jimmy Kimmel.
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Jeff Foxworthy's Animated NASCAR Pilot
Jeff Foxworthy is now attached to an animated Fox series about a "dysfunctional family involved in NASCAR."
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Phantom Thumb Tattoo
A thumb tattooed onto a stump. Amazing.
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Maurice Sendak
The beloved children's writer and illustrator -- of books like Where The Wild Things Are and Chicken Soup With Rice -- recently turned 80, and is still as sad, angry, and misanthropic as ever.
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