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Professor Weird Al
If Weird Al wore John Lennon glasses and taught college classes or something, this is probably what he would look like.
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Frat Boy Bath Time [NSFW]
Brosephaurus Brendan spends his Saturday nights probably not unlike a number of other college dudes, bathing drunk in a tub filled with Natty Lites.
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Cougar Makes Video Tribute To 17-Year-Old Taylor Lautner
Not that Taylor Lautner isn't supremely attractive (homosaywhat?), but nothing reveals the mark of a Sexy Mom using YouTube quite like reading "Is he legal yet???" scrawled across a teenager's abs.
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Sarah Palin, Superheroine!
It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a brainless, endlessly self-promotional, greedy, gay-hating, moose-slaughtering, opportunistic, overconfident blowhard baby machine...in a cape!
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Cat Sits Upright, One Leg Up
What do you think: is Willi a weird kitty or practicing for a synchronized swimming meet?
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The Best Sign From The 'New Moon' Premiere
We don't really follow Twilight, but we do follow adult vampires dressed like Count Chocula.
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Beyonce and GaGa's Duet
B and GaGa got together for the song, "Video Phone," which could also be called called "You Are Gay Now."
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The Saddest Video You Will Ever See
Sorry to ruin your day, but someone shot a sea lion in the face in Sacramento, leaving the poor thing writhing in pain as he keeps his head in the air, struggling to breathe.
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9-Year-Old Internet Whiz
Christopher Beckett saw his dad bring in "craploads" of money with his own internet marketing site, so he's launching a similar project in which you will help fund the purchase of his new dirtbike.
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Netflix Wallpaper
150 Netflix envelopes and counting, one woman is turning her laundry room into an ode to her rentals by mail.
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Dude Rests Head On Reporter's Shoulder
One dude needs a place to rest his head ...on live TV.
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Sexual Positions For The Lonely [NSFW]
Let's just say that watching a Golden Girls marathon doesn't necessarily make you "lonely and loveless," okay? In fact, some might say it makes you a sex factory.
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My Little Gaga
GaGa gets the My Little Pony treatment from artist Mari Kasurinen.
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Glenn Beck Should've Died
ONN investigates the tragic death of an innocent young girl who died way earlier than Fox News's popular "Mormon f*ckface."
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Gator Hater [NSFW]
Someone has strong opinion about the Gators, and he used a Corner Doll to air his grievances.
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Hairless Bears
Lady bears are losing their hair and developing rashes at a German zoo, and it's sad.
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Skinheads From Maine
After a bunch of dummies in Maine (Buzzfeed superfan Joy Engel notwithstanding) voted against gay marriage yesterday, this clip from The Dana Carvey Show (featuring Carvey and Stephen Colbert) has been gaining popularity.
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Old-Timey Couple With Backseat Goat
The ultimate baa-ckseat driver. (Sorry, so stoopid.)
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Casual African Transvestite
So I guess there was a parade? Of transvestites? ...In Africa or something? (Good for them!)
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Shakira's Yelps Mash-Up
Rich at FourFour mashed up a bunch of songs by crazy, hot weirdo Shakira that exclusively features her ornamental yodels, gargles, and yelps.
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