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Shakira Is Crazy Now
We've always found Shakira odd, with the belly dancing and Kermit-with-a-frog-in-his-throat vocal quality, but her new video for "She Wolf" makes her the official mayor of Crazytown.
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Giant Croc Dog Bed
The Sasquatch pet bed is designed like a giant Croc, making it the perfect gift for your favorite four-legged elderly lesbian.
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Save E.T., Britain's Ugliest Mutt!
One of only 27 Mexican Hairless dogs in England, four-year-old E.T. is continually ignored by wannabe dog owners visiting the Hillside Boarding and Rescue Centre.
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Super Soaker Waterboards
Summer's not over until waterboarding gets turned into a seasonal toy!
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Too Short Shorts?
Are Mohd Abdullah's shorts too short? Members at the Tournament Capital Centre in Canada seem to think so, and have lodged complaints against the pilates and yoga instructor who claims he'd rather close out his membership than discard the "six to eight pairs of short shorts" he owns.
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Pregnant Belly Dance
The miracle of birth never looked so damn ...odd as in this video, in which one gal's smiling preggo tummy (in its 33rd week, if I know my Spanish) is the subject of a belly dance that promises to either give you a bad case of Baby Fever or send you running for a chastity belt.
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Mr. Belding's Pissed
The Saved By The Bell cast reunion has royally ticked off Mr. B. himself, actor Dennis Haskins, who called The Detroit News from Las Vegas to voice his frustration after being excluded.
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Giraffe Crashes Dinner
Looks like somebody's sticking their neck where it doesn't belong.
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Leona Lewis Rescued A Bunny!
The pop singer rescued a bunny from a homeless man, who, upon being asked what he was planning on doing with the animal, claimed he would "probably eat it."
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WTF Spiderman
I wish I had an explanation, but then again, I kind of don't, y'know?
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Cute Bad Kids
For their music video "Five (Oh)," Canadian rockers Boo Hoo enlisted the help of two adorable little rascals to smoke, drink, and steal the darndest things.
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Awkward White Kid Majorly Disappointed In Tyler Perry
Fourteen-year-old Nick Ondras of Connecticut loves him some Tyler Perry, but was baffled by the media mogul's recent effort, Madea Goes To Jail (make sure to stick around as Nick drags Rudy Huxtable's name through the mud).
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Underwear Models Eating McDonald's [NSFW]
Half-naked male models scarfing down Big Macs and shakes in public, in their underwear.
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Ladybug Infestation
Following an especially wet spring in Colorado, ladybugs are so ubiquitous in one town that they've managed to make the tree bark look red.
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Classical Radio Morning Zoo
Finally, a classic radio show that follows a morning zoo format, adding a little "jelly to the tart" (a.k.a. fart noises).
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The Saddest Bath Ever
With the assistance of dark piano and slow-motion, one bath for a pretty kitty might make you want to take your own life.
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Toronto Terror (a.k.a. Baldy the Raccoon)
This creature was caught lurking around a backyard in Toronto.
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Swimsuit Malfunction [NSFW]
At the FINA World Championships in Rome, swimmer Ricky Behrens's suit split at the last minute, and he was forced to compete with his tushy in full view.
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Coolest Dog In Town
Fei Fei's owner bought him wraparound sunglasses as a joke, but now the hottest sh*t on four legs refuses to take them off!
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Dolphins Taunt Liger Cub
Okay, they're not really bullying the six-week-old lion/tiger mix, although he sure does look scared.
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