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Raccoon and Beagle Playtime!
Yes, that would be a beagle leaning in for a peck on the snout from his raccoon buddy.
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Natalie Green With Gay Porn Stars
Mindy Cohn, best known as Natalie from The Facts Of Life, has been cozying up to the stars of gay pornographic films.
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Puppy Stampede!!!
Watch your back! These six-week-old Corgi puppies are a-comin' round the bend!
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Gay Penguins Split Up
After one year together, gay penguins Harry and Pepper have split up after Harry moved in with their recently widowed neighbor, Linda.
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Andrew W.K., Pundit
Party animal, club owner, and all-around brilliant doofus shows off his punditry skills on Fox News.
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Oprah's Crazy Cruise
Oprah paid for 2,000 people (staffers and their guests) to take a 10-day Mediterranean cruise that allegedly resulted in pure debauchery, including naked drunks, a forgotten passenger, and a couple caught having sex on deck.
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The Largest Skinny Dip Across North America
What do you get when 317 nudists squeeze into a Virginia pool, in what they call "The Largest Skinny Dip Across North America"? Hopefully nothing if the chlorine does its job correctly.
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Llama Wearing Diaper
Here's your daily serving of Diaper-wearing Llamas Kissing Humans.
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400 Million-Year-Old Penis
Scientists in Australia have found a really old fish weiner, and it looks like a dinosaur!
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Michael Jackson Ghost On Car Hood
First, MJ's ghost moonwalked on live TV before showing up in a tree stump. Now he's resurfaced on some dude's car hood.
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Angela Lansbury, Sex Detective [NSFW]
A filthy, bizarre, and ultimately hilarious setup in which the Murder, She Wrote star serves as the go-to Private Dick regarding matters of ...well, the dick.
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Pat Buchanan: "Drown Levi Johnston"
Because we're still talking about Sarah Palin, Pat Buchanan "playfully" suggested Todd Palin drown Levi Johnston.
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Lady GaGa's Muppet Dress
GaGa traded the leotard for Animal print. Literally.
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World's Smallest Man, Dancing!
At 50 cm high, Khagendra Thapa Magar - the original Tiny Dancer - busts a move in Nepal last weekend.
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Elephant Pandas
In an attempt to draw governmental attention, staff at the Ayutthaya Elephant Kraal in Thailand painted a herd of elephants black and white to make them look like pandas.
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Human Walrus
In continuing mine and Peggy's infatuation with Furries, I proudly bring you the silent, predictably awkward styling of a gentleman in a walrus ..."mask"?
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Jon Gosselin, Children's Clothing Designer (Huh?)
After selling his soul to TLC in exchange for hair plugs, Superdad Jon Gosselin will be helping design "fun, easy clothes" for kids under fashion label Ed Hardy, often worn by people you'd rather not talk to out loud.
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Jessica Simpson Dumped
...by Dallas Cowboy Tony Romo. One night before her 29th birthday. For which she'd planned a Barbie-and-Ken-themed party. Which was swiftly canceled. So, all in all, it's been a great week for Jessica Simpson.
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Barbara Walters Learns What The G Spot Is
This morning, Margaret Cho helped explain to Barbara Walters what a "G spot" is, and why she got an injection there, pantomiming cunnilingus in the process.
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Racist Pool Club
The terrible staff at The Valley Swim Club barred a bunch of Black campers from swimming after fear that they would change "the complexion of the club."
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