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Raven Symone's SECRET BABY
The Segway-riding, fedora-wearing tween superstar is rumored to have pooped out a baby, naming her Lilianna Pearman.
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19th Century Personal Ad
Way back when, even the fanciest ladyfolk and gentlemen were looking for love, Craigslist-style.
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Hipster Dudes <3 Their Skinny Jeans
The skinny jean for men continues to dominate fashion (as designers attempt to push it on bros now, too), as illustrated in one reporter's journey into Williamsburg, Brooklyn - the epicenter of impossibly narcissistic hipsterdom - where denim leggings is the pant of choice.
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Mutton Busting
Mutton Busting is like the rodeo, except instead of adults riding livestock, it's the children of negligent parents riding sheep until they fall and get trampled.
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Stroller Pug
Not even nine months old, Jenny the Pug puppy is already feeling those maternal urges as she pushes her stuffed animals (yes, two Pug dolls!) around Portland, Oregon.
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Jon Gosselin's Match.com Profile
Yes, Michael Jackson died. But let's get back to the important stuff, like Jon Gosselin, who, post-divorce announcement, has already put up a profile on Match.com
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Dog Walks Horse On Leash
If this little guy had an Indian name, it would be Tiny Walksahorse. Because he's tiny and he walks a horse.
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No. 1 Sleep Talker
Nic is a voracious sleep talker, and is having trouble weighing the value of a sandwich versus her imaginary baby, Slade.
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Gwen Spreads HIV On Purpose (Because She's Nuts) [NSFW]
After "sticking a hanger in [her] vagina and "losing a baby" (like she was at the grocery store), crazy, crazy mother of two Gwen picked up HIV through a blood transfusion (or, in her words, "poison blood"), and is intent on spreading on to as many men as possible, which already includes "half of the New Orleans Police Department."
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Gay Bar Raided on Gay Pride Weekend
This past weekend, on the 40th anniversary of the Stonewall Riots - considered the tipping point for gay rights - Ft. Worth police officers raided a gay bar, making seven arrests and using "unnecessary force" that left one victim with a concussion.
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Michael Jackson Was A Total Starf*cker
Not that you didn't know MJ had a wide variety of famous friends, but he literally knew everybody moderately famous in 1989 and included them in this video for "Liberian Girl," from Debbie Gibson to Sherman Hemsley to - YES! - Jasmine Guy!
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Exhausted Surfer Dog
After hanging ten, T.J. the surfing dog was so wiped, he fell asleep with his sunglasses on!
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Just Another Day At The Dildo Factory
At The Fun Factory in Bremen, North Germany, the staff works as hard as the rest of us, except their spread sheets involve a different kind of sheets spreading.
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Perfect Ice Cream Cone
No doubt about it, this ice cream cone, covered in caramel and Nilla wafers (from The Big Gay Ice Cream Truck) is our summer treat of choice.
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Driving Blind
Oh good, a blind guy driving with a stick. Excellent.
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Super Hornio Bros. [NSFW]
The crazy kids at Something Awful uncovered this beyond-terrible porno parody of Super Mario Bros. featuring Ron Jeremy as Squeegie, a computer program who - with his brother, Ornio - gets stuck inside the computer (and a boatload of vaginas - HEY-O!).
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Glenn Close Stuffing Baby Carrots Into Her Mouth
Glenn and Jimmy Fallon had a baby carrot-off, in which they saw who could fit more into their mouth in under a minute. The results were quite disturbing.
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Gassy Sex [NSFW]
Our current obsession (following Edarem and Kirstie Alley) is Branson Aniston, who uploads bizarre, disturbing videos like this one, in which he and his new bride consummate their partnership on a wedding night. But with a lot of farts.
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United We Serve
First Lady Michelle Obama helps kick off United We Serve, an initiative that calls for Americans to "volunteer and be part of building a new foundation for America, one community at a time."
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Naked Dude Shelves [NSFW]
Who needs Ikea when you can set your Encyclopedia Britannica on a series of nude men?
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