Princess Unicorn
Her horn can pierce the sky!
Cheers To You!
Best Week Ever unearths an audio kit that affirms how AWESOME you are!
'Full House' Remake Canned
We were so excited.
Oprah's "Muffin Top" As Cultural Metaphor
A philosophical comparison between Oprah's massive weight gain and America's financial crisis.
15 Favorite Most Ridiculous Women
Jezebel's flawless roundup of the most cuckoobananas lady celebs on the planet.
Fake Whoopi Goldberg Tumblr
Honeychild, it's a fake Tumblr in which Whoopi Goldberg microblogs using language and references only she could come up with, baby, including a reference to that time when her then-boyfriend Ted Danson wore blackface.
5 Memorable TV Characters Who Never Appeared
They may have forgotten Dorothy's cross-dressing brother Phil from The Golden Girls, but here's a short, efficient list chronicling characters we only heard about (repeatedly).
Kung Fu Squirrels
A photographer caught some amazing shots of Namibian squirrels mid-battle.
Carrie Fisher
With the release of her new autobiographical book Wishful Drinking, the daughter of Eddie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds is parading through press outlets, leaving droppings of crazy in her wake.
Megan Mullally's Meltdown
Rumors are swirling about Megan Mullally essentially going nuts, lashing out against everyone on the set of In The Motherhood, a web-to-TV series in the works.
Do Narwhals Have Blowholes?
A new children's book asks the questions all kids want to know.
The Bottom Monologues
It's just like The Vagina Monologues, but for gay dudes (and happily married guys who never miss a "weekend fishing trip with the guys").
U the Movie
Incredibly confusing (is it me?) but totally fascinating and organized with obvious passion, U the Movie is an interactive construction of "the greatest movie ever made," in which you contribute to and help shape the story.
"Number One" by Eminem
A cut of a new Dr. Dre-produced track by Eminem has surfaced.
Morgan Freeman's $100M Divorce
Oscar winner Morgan Freeman's wife, Myrna Colley-Lee, may snag up more than $100M in a divorce settlement.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
Jimmy Fallon, who will be taking over for Conan in 2009 (who, in turn, will be taking Jay Leno's spot), is releasing nightly 12:30am video blogs to give viewers a taste of what's to come.
Susan Powter Mouthf*cks A Pear
Admittedly, I'm obsessed with totally bonkers diet guru-turned-video blogger Susan Powter, but this video of her praising the joys of an organic pear while essentially giving it some crazy mouth love brings me an unhealthy amount of glee.
Curb Your Crash
Crash, Paul Haggis's Oscar-winning film that taught us that racism is a thing, experiences a mood swing thanks to funny new blog Curb This.
Neve Campbell
Still-hot Neve Campbell will be returning to TV in The Philanthropist, an NBC drama starring Jesse L. Martin and James Purefoy.
Frozen River
The independent critical darling about a desperate trailer mom who gets involved with immigrant smuggling is gaining major buzz as the Oscar race tightens.