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Cube Lube
The Rubik's Cube - a toy custom-made for a generation of Wall Street douches on coke benders - apparently benefited from goop that could help you "see how fast you [can] go."
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Welcome To My Study
Comedian Mitch Magee's wonderfully bizarre web series is absurdist comedy at its finest.
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Britney Spears To Play Lesbian Killer
The former pop tart is slated to play Varla in Quentin Tarantino's remake of Faster, Pussycat, Kill! Kill!.
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The Long-Lost Buffy Cartoon
The long-lost Buffy The Vampire Slayer animated spinoff has "leaked" onto YouTube, fueling rumors of a possible return.
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You Could Be On "Mad Men"
AMC is holding a video contest in which the winning entry will earn one lucky person a walk-on role on the hit series.
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World's Ugliest Shirt
This multi-colored, three-quarter sleeved buttoned-down is so hideous, it's basically hypnotic.
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Kathy Hilton Vs. John McCain
Paris Hilton's mom thinks it's "a waste of time" that a John McCain ad includes images of her daughter as a way to slam Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama's "celebrity status."
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Huey Lewis, "Pineapple Express"
The Mozart of '80s adult contemporary radio has provided the title song for Pineapple Express.
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Living Dinosaurs
An exhibit at the Natural History Museum of Los Angeles recreates live dinosaurs, and it looks absolutely terrifying/awesome/terrifying.
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Little Kid Sings "Touch My Body"
If Mariah Carey's sexy jam was meant to be sung into a webcam by anyone, it was definitely this extremely young, completely unsupervised little kid.
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SNL Set Demolished
Somewhere in the Navy Yards of Brooklyn sits the scrappy remaining set pieces after 25 years of Saturday Night Live.
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Douchebag Beach
Everything you thought you knew about the New Jersey shore was completely true. It's like a little United Nations filled with thick necks, popped collars, unsightly sunburn, and stupid, stupid people from Bayonne to Bergen County (and beyond!).
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Mitchell Baker
As the "chief lizard wrangler" of Mozilla (no, seriously), the trained lawyer is also a trapeze artist and sports a haircut that closely resembles her company's logo (although Mitchell claims there's no connection).
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Deodorant Suit
For those of us fellas who find ourselves more damp than others in these sweltering summer months, there's finally a solution that won't toast your pits: a suit that emits deodorant!
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Chris Brown Fooled You
His hit song, "Forever" -- which includes the old Doublemint tagline "Double your pleasure, double your fun" -- is not, as it turns out, a cute pop culture reference. It's an advertising scheme hatched by Wrigley's, announced after the song became a hit.
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NYC Millionaire Doorman Gets Canned
After winning $5 million in the lottery, New York doorman Richie Randazzo vowed to keep his $40K job, but was fired after allegedly not showing up to work.
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Judge Judy Flees
When Los Angeles was hit with an earthquake, Judge Judy fled her TV courtoom like a bat out of hell.
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Nick Rewind
Nickelodeon is now making a handful of its old shows available on iTunes.
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Nancy Grace: FAIL
The CNN sqwawkbox gets owned on her own podcast...by her own staff!
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Wall Street Warriors
Mojo HD's series about financial investors is the most downloaded reality show on iTunes.
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