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Enrique's Magic Mole
As we all know, Enrique Iglesias removed the mole on his face in 2003 out of "health concerns". Sure. Here is how his career has developed since then, measured in single chart positioning. Surely the mole was your Mephistopheles, Enrique.
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Slowest, Worst, Escape, Ever
You just keep watching, thinking next time he's gonna make it...
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8 Greatest Deformed Footballers
As the World Cup begins, it is time to remember what the game is really all about: triumph over adversity.
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Colombian Election Comes to a Head
The Colombian presidential election has come to a two-man runoff. Crazy Bogota mayor Antanas Mockus - also known as "Super Citizen" - is still in the running. I guess he's...equipped for the job.
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World's First Mobile Phone, from 1922
British archivists have found footage of what is supposedly the world's first mobile phone, from 1922, and it even comes with music! The best part is the reporter's reaction to two women being almost a century ahead of their time: "Bless us, they're never still - always up to something new .... won't hubby have a time when he has to carry one!"
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NSFW Eurovision Song Contest Winner
The Eurovision Song Contest - that annual ritual of musical Eurotrash - was won Saturday by German singer Lena Meyer-Landrut. If for some reason you missed out on three hours of brain-numbingly inane songs and costumes too gay for SATC2, here's a consolation: screenshots from a video the winner had previously made for German television, where she's nude.
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Donkey Just Hanging Around
A donkey meets with occupational hazard at work. The amazing thing is how totally cool he is about the whole situation.
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Death to Memes
Joe Randazzo, the editor of The Onion, explains why memes are bad and why websites like BuzzFeed should probably not exist. Unfortunately he makes a really good case.
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10 People Who Should Be Teabaggers
Being a tea party activist might seem like something anyone could do, but it actually takes just the right mix of rage and ignorance to pull it off correctly. Here are a few people who haven't been seen at the rallies yet, but who should definitely give it a try.
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12 Evilest Pope Pictures
Pope Benedict XVI has been given a lot of flack lately, but in all of this it's important not to forget what the man is actually good at: looking absolutely bloodcurdlingly godawfully creepy. Here's a selection of some of Benny's greatest hits, did I forget any?
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New Norwegian Curling Pants
The Norwegian curling team won an impressive silver medal at the Winter Olympics, much thanks to their magic pants. Rather than resting on their laurels though, they've come up with even better ones for the upcoming World Cup.
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Health Care Reform in the History Books
Cartoonist Sage Strossel speculates on what the Health Care Reform will look like in future history books. Oh no, this isn't going away any time soon.
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The GOP's 2010 Campaign Video
House minority leader John Boehner has teamed up with Will.i.am to produce the GOP's campaign video, and rallying cry, for 2010: "Hell No You Can't!" Inspiring stuff. In black and white, doesn't he almost look human?
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10 Most Absurd Published Scientific Papers
Research subjects wanted: "Are full or empty beer bottles sturdier and does their fracture-threshold suffice to break the human skull?" Anyone? Anyone at all?
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Medal Table Winners in Percentage
Canada not only won a record 14 gold medals in the 2010 Winter Olympics, they also joined an exclusive group of four other states (including successor states) ever to top the medal table, and became the first nation since Norway in 1952 to do so at home. In percentage of available gold medals, however, their cull was the third worst ever.
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Olympic Medal Count Per Capita
Yay, USA made the top 20!
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8 Greatest Olympic Blunders
In light of the recent snafu in the men's 10,000 meters speed skating event, here's a list of eight of the greatest gaffes in Olympic history.
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Hello, My Name is Jay Leno, and I Am a Whore
Hello, my name is Jay Leno. Guess who is even more morally corrupt than I am, and will participate on my first week back on late night!
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Amy Williams, Britain's Skeleton Gold Medalist
Amy Williams just won Britain's first individual Winter Olympics gold medal in 30 years, with a win in the women's skeleton. Not only that, but she's also a total hottie.
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'Family Guy' Voice Actress Burns Palin
After Sarah Palin once more tried to score cheap political points on the fact that her son has Down syndrome, the voice actress from 'Family Guy' - who was born with Down syndrome herself - comes out and sets things straight. Not surprisingly, she comes across as far more intelligent, coherent and reflected than the former governor.
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