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Wasted Man's Nightmare: Trapped In A Funhouse
Oktoberfest has gone from being this beer-enthusiast's dream to a nightmare.
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Hottest Dance Battle Ever
When world champion pole dancers battle, we all are winners.
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Owned By Karma And A Food Tray
Unlike the customers waiting for their food out front, you just got served! This has gotta be a one-in-a-million shot.
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Tourist KO'ed By Crumbling Glacier
Mother Nature takes down a passenger on this boat full of tourists with a snowball hurled from this crumbling glacier.
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Video: Water Jet Pack Fail On San Diego Morning News
What goes up, goes down quickly and hilariously. This deserves a hall of fame spot next to grape stomping lady, reporter owned by sled, and reporter eats a fly.
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Blonde Girl Solves Global Warming
Crisis averted! Scientists, go home! Global Warming has been solved.
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Blonde Chick Solves Global Warming
Crisis averted! Scientists, go home! Global Warming is solved!
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VIDEO: Don't Do It In The Park
In this epic lecture, an aging park employee in Reno has one bit of advice for these snowboarders: Don't do it in the park. He's half Stone Cold Steve Austin and half man "living in a van down by the river."
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AWESOME! Large Woman Washes Up On Beach
We'll never know how she got out of her natural habitat, but these kids try to pull this beached woman to safety to get her back to Dr. Phil and potato chips before she dies of deprivation.
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Miley Cyrus Performs "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
And I just died a little.
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Prom Invitation April Fool's Prank
This jerk is buying a wrist corsage for himself, this prom, because his date is going to be his hand.
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Counterstrike Cat
This cat is mesmerized by its owner's game of Counterstrike.
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She's Too Good For Everyone
This song goes out to all the guys who've loved and lost... their dignity, trying to get the hot chick.
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This New Jude Law Chillin' Meme Just Melted My Brain.
All I want is to know more, but I know the more I know, the less I will understand.
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Why You Should Hire Blind Employees
The plus side is that no blind people will ever see this borderline offensive PSA.
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Wrestler Hypnotizes Other Wrestlers Into Having A Dance Party
This may be the best wrestling video I've ever seen (and I'm actually a fan of pro wrestling).
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World's Greatest Sports Pep Talk Supercut
Listening to this is enough to make you want to go out and dunk yourself through a basketball hoop.
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The Himalayan Ninja Goat
They were into Parkour way before it was cool
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The Best Putt Putt Golf Shot Ever
He approached that shot with the same focus and confidence that Tiger Woods had, approaching adult film actresses.
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F*** Club: Fight Club Recut Trailer
Ed Norton and Brad Pitt get A LOT closer in this Fight Club trailer recut. Via Holy Taco
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