"All the feels," tweets my grandchildren as they rub my e-tombstone. Comics by Toothpaste For Dinner!
*Falls asleep on the couch watching History Channel.* Drawings by Toothpaste For Dinner.
Your classmates: "Oh, I started at Citibank just out of kindergarten!"
Illustrated truths about lab life.
How do you eat meat as a moral utilitarian? Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal explores.
Why food snobs and food slobs should probably never date. Drawings by Toothpaste For Dinner
"This drink is 'CHEMICAL FREE'?!" Comics by Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal and Toothpaste For Dinner.
You need a vacation.
Where to put clean clothes: on the couch. Where to put dirty laundry: on the floor.
Getting your best ideas at 3am = goodbye sleep.
The best strips this week from our syndicated cartoonists!
It takes a degree of mental illness to become a super successful businessman, as it turns out.
"Here's a fistful of Tylenol. Your copay is $500,000."
BAN DINNER DATES.
LIVE LIFE WITHOUT SAFE SEARCH ON.
Comics that don't judge you for being a SLOBLORD.
Totes true, brah.
Unpopular opinion: Can graduation be sooner?
The Stone Age is, like, so over.
Cringe in the corner and feel really badly about yourself.
IT'S FINE, OKAY?? I CAN TAKE A HINT.
Break your heart on Monster.com.
You're reading this from the bathroom.
Comic by Toothpaste For Dinner.
Comic strips by Toothpaste for Dinner.
Toothpaste For Dinner has the answer.
Comics by Toothpaste For Dinner.