Ye Olde: You're Sayin' It Wrong
That word to the left says "THORN" you pervs. A quick linguistic lesson on why Olde English isn't as funky sounding as you thought.
The Incredible Hulk's Excellent Adventure
You wish your vacations to find yourself were this epic. Hulk #7.1 makes me want Bruce Banner's travel agent's phone number.
Cat Disapproves Of Equine Tanning
Can horses get skin cancer? Look, it's your body Binky but that doesn't mean we have to approve.
11 Animals That Declared "NOT TODAY"
Sometimes you just have to upset the natural order. Never underestimate the power of an underdog.
Robo-Guards Now Patrol South Korea Prisons
Equipped with software designed to study human behavior. Don't mind me, I'll just over here weeping quietly in terror.
Justin Bieber Might As Well Be Pants-Less And Other Links
The real travesty is Biebs doesn't seem to understand the purpose of the belt he's wearing. Also Bollywood extortion plots are way more intense than Hollywood ones, and Wisconsin is re-enacting "Footloose."
24 People That Heard "Get Help" As "Get The Camera!"
"Don't worry," you said. "I won't post this to the Internet," you said.
Victoria Beckham's Depressing Birthday "Cake" And Other Links
Posh Spice celebrated her 38th birthday by reminding everyone being thin has a high price. Also the Internet defies you to watch these videos without crying and just because he's dead doesn't mean the Michael Jackson drama ends. These and other links await your clicking pleasure.
11 Treats To Hoard Now That Hostess Might Fold
Twinkies might be able to survive nuclear fallout but they can't handle a union strike. With parent company Hostess threatening to yank union workers' contracts, the snack mogul won't survive a walkout.
"Hot Girls" Make Rebecca Black Look Like Adele
If I had to suffer through this, so do you. Somehow this monstrosity was in the Education category on YouTube which is apt, since it teaches you why autotune is so vital.
Jennifer Lawrence Looks Fierce In Fur And Other Links
Not even the citizens of the Capitol could rock this look harder. Plus the King of Spain was smacked by karma while hunting elephants and Michelle Obama's prom dress. These and other links await your clicking pleasure.
"The Muslims Are Coming!" Trailer
Countering Isalmophobia with humor. As Jon Stewart says, "People don't notice minorities usually until either one of them has a hit song or does something horrible."
If "The Avengers" Were Dinosaurs
But which species most accurately reflects Black Widow and Hawkeye? Terryl Whitlatch partially redeems herself for creating Jar-Jar Binks by giving us the Avengersaurusi.
Mwanza Agama Lizard Has The Best Spider-Man Cosplay
Look at them mug for the camera. The were born to show off.
Nicole Kidman Sheds Ice Queen Persona And Other Links
Hello, Mrs. Urban. Plus Pippa Middleton handler pulled a pistol on a photographer and a puppy contemplates the meaning of life. These and other links await your clicking pleasure.
Exclusive!: Gender Swapped Archie Because Why Not?
Someone tell Sabrina the Teenage Witch it's not cool to use magic to force your friends to act out your fan fic. Of course two guys fighting over a hot redhead makes way more sense, to be honest.
Tibetan Fox Won't Stop Judging You
Judging. You. Your life choices are questionable.
Charlize Theron Wishes Kristen Stewart An Awkward Birthday And Other Links
Can't tell if legitimately wishing Stewart a happy birthday or making thinly veiled threats. Plus, kids on Facebook are getting younger and younger and the Catholic League is not happy with Kate Upton. These and other stories await your clicking pleasure.
R.L. Stine's Friday The 13th "Goosebumps" Twitter Story
"The Brave Kid" doesn't fear Friday the 13th. But he should. Read...if you dare!
Freak Storm Drops 4 Feet Of Hail In Texas
Now that tornados and tsunamis are expected, Nature is amping up her game. Luckily no one has been reported as injured, just awed.