The End Of Our Culture
Probably the most accurate graph to ever show our downfall. We have engineered our own demise.
Possibly The Worst Advice Ever Published
As if we needed more proof that "women's magazines" were secretly written by trolls. Ladies, this will totally never work.
15 Unintentionally Offensive Halloween Costumes
At least it better be unintentional. Man, nothing beats scouring the racks of the local fly-by-night Halloween tent for the most racist/stereotypical/degrading costume you can find, right?
Heart-Rending Photos From The Turkey Earthquake
The devastation of the 7.2 earthquake that rocked the area Sunday is caught on camera. As of this writing, over 270 people on confirmed dead in Ercis with thousands missing. The town had a population of over 75,000 people and at least 40,000 are currently homeless. Donate to the Red Cross here.
First Listen Of Lizard's Voice In New "Spider-Man"
It's a little less snake-y than I was expecting. Of course, this is all pre-audio editing so how close it is to the final product is anyone's guess.
Post-It Note Watches
This is brilliant. You know, until the kids start writing hipster poetry on them covering their arms from shoulder to wrist.
Carrie Fisher's Audition Tape For Star Wars
Happy birthday, Princess Leia! To celebrate Ms. Fisher's 55th birthday, let's learn more about the Rebel Alliance from her audition tape. They couldn't sneak any of this dialogue into the final cut?
Anderson Cooper And Animals
Sorry Ryan Gosling, but you'll always be a distant second to this man. So you stopped a fight over art in NYC? Anderson saved a child from a Haitian riot.
World Of Warcraft Mist Of Pandaria Trailer
Well, it was nice to have my life back for little while. Once more into the breach, my friends!
No More Batman
Seriously Bruce, we love you but stop using your wealth to buy up all the DC prime time. Now is the time for Freakazoid Powdered Toast Man the terror that flaps in the night.
Meme Alert! The Most Interesting Monster In The World
"C" is for Cookie and "M" is for meme. But "A" is for Awesome, which is what this is.
Anatomy Of A Muggle
You will never go to Hogwarts. Harsh reality sucks.
Never Fight A Ninja
It's a basic survival rule. A single ninja is as rare as a lone zombie. You have been warned.
Vampire Moths Discovered In Siberia
Filed under: Titles that sound like The Onion articles. How long until that old phrase becomes "like a vampire to a flame"?
Lee Ann Rimes Still Shockingly Thin
That cannot be healthy. Look, I'm all for being comfortable in your skin, but when you're thinner than your eight year old stepson, something might be amiss.
Fox News Responds To Maroon 5 Tweet
Because Fox News is five years old. When Adam Levine requested Fox never play his music on their channel again, we all should have seen this coming.
First Stills Released From "The Lorax" Adaptation
Is the Once-ler how you imagined him? While never actually seen in Seuss's book, Universal Studios has opted to put a human face to the narrator.
14 Cartoon Characters Siding With The 1%
Occupy Everywhere. Even fictional worlds are not exempt from the greed of wealth.
LEGO Robot Solves Rubix Cube In Five Seconds
With some help from a cell phone. If you need me, I'll be stocking up on electromagnetic pulse grenades.
The Nightmare Before Gagaween
Jack Skellington wishes he was this eccentric. The folks that brought us the Harry Potter Friday have twisted minds.