I don't think cleaning cockroaches out of computers is what an electronics mechanic signed up for...
The longer I look, the more I spiral.
These photos make my eyeballs feel nice and cozy.
I can't stop seeing #14 whenever I close my eyes.
I don't like what I'm seeing. I don't like it one bit.
"I just had the worst hike ever. My back is killing me still from the luggage. I would like to not come back here. Thank you."
I don't like whatever dimension these photos came from. I don't like it one bit.
Anyone who doesn't clear the time on the microwave is on my sh*t list this week.
If the first time a guy tells you he loves you is right after you find out he slept with someone else, for the love of god, do not believe him.
I don't think that's a strawberry dessert in that oven picture...
Every single horror movie you've ever seen had to be inspired by SOMETHING...
There's something about a massive flock of birds, moving in unison, that sends chills down my spine.
I don't like the way some of these guys are looking at me.
"I can tell Lizzo got good energy around her..."
"We care about sex a lot, it's literally in our genetic code."
Read this post, and then go take a looooong walk outside. It's good for you.
13 Million People Are Stalked Every Year In The US — These People's Screenshots Of Their Stalkers Will Shake You To Your Core
"We went on one date. He made seven fake profiles, stalked me at work, and home. He also faked his own death to get me to talk to his 'friend' (aka another fake profile)."
I'm Glad I'm Not In School, Because These 12 Teachers Who Wrongly Accused Their Students Of Cheating Are Infuriating
Thank god I'm out of school — my anger issues would not be able to handle this.
I'd like to climb back into the womb, please.