Prepare to be shooketh.
I'm not sure I can be described as a people person anymore.
Day number two and I can feel the skin under my eyeballs.
I tell people I'm a writer, but really I just drink a lot of coffee.
Because this is the year to explore new haunts.
"Two minutes after I had gone to the pump, Skye started screaming my name. When I looked down at the valley, everything was on fire."
You can splurge on a budget — if you just know where to go.
Or, you know: Claire, Clar, Clair etc.
Some say weird, I say wonderful!
"I'm dreaming of a drrrrrunk Christmas!"
Get your pals and your wine hand ready.
Equal parts amazing and terrifying.
Dig deeper than, "it's warm," people.
Just because I love you, doesn't mean I have to love your style.
Because finding the right diary is like finding the right wine — it's gotta suit your tastebuds.
Welcome to the weird and wacky words of the English language folks.
For when you get bored of being bored.
Now taking applications for the ultimate movie buddy.
Hi, yes, hello. For Christmas this year, donations will gladly be accepted.
Failing to plan is planning to fail — time to get yourself set up for your 2020 career goals.