Everything feels better with a mouthful of doughnut.
Encountering a bin chicken in Circular Quay as it stole your Subway was life altering.
"I think Dickey is a good man. A trusted fellow. A Dickey for the ages."
They fly...dark in the day, stealthy in flight.
Ocean Girl walked so H20: Just Add Water could run.
Hint: Don't forget the title!
2020 Has Been A Shit Year So Far, But At Least Tinder Has Figured Out What Star Signs Are Perfect For Each Other
Apparently there's only one thing you need to put in your Tinder bio.
It's like Red Dawn, but Aussie and waaaaaay better.
Now, I've got four words to say to you: "Gumnut Baby Earrings".
"Should have worn your ankle guards" — Aussie netball mum proverb.
Cooking doesn't have to be a chore anymore.
Telling someone to go f*ck themselves is so passé.
A wall is just an empty bookshelf waiting to be filled.
Spend more? Easy as. Spend less? Ahhhhh...
I can tell you're a GA just from the way you roll your eyes.
Because shopping at Kmart is a legitimate hobby.
Have a break? You can take a whole holiday on these bad boys.
It comes after the work in the Nambucca State Forest was also stopped.
Staring daggers into the GA's soul while they aim for a goal...#justnetballthings.
What's next, you can go for three at the transverse line?