Dear James Lankford: An Open Letter
Moron of the day, Rep. James Lankford (R-OK) told ThinkProgress last week that he believes someone should be able to be fired for his or her sexual orientation. He said this, because he thinks being gay is a choice. So… of course, I wrote him a letter.
Jersey Shore Shark Attack
Seriously... it's a real movie. This movie's got more cameos in it than tanning beds on the Jersey Shore! The fists are pumping and the sharks are jumping June 9th on SyFy.
Cypress Hill Pigs Cover
If you like that kid Noah's cover of Sexy and I know it, you will love this dude Rob's cover of Cypress Hill's 'Pigs.'
Thoughts On Stalking
I'd rather follow my heart than follow the rules, and that's why... I'm following you.
Fashion Magazine Run By 17yr. Old
Willie Greene may be 17, but his fashion sense is keen, and he is tackling fashion like a mean machine. Yeah, I know how to rhyme.
15 Interesting Photos Of Famous Faces By GL Wood
You might not know who GL Wood is, but you have probably seen some of his photographs -- and you will definitely recognize some of these faces.
Five Fun Watermelon Pictures
It's hot here today. Maybe it is hot where you are. I don't know about you, but when it gets hot, I think about watermelons.
Call Of Doody
I don't even know if this is funny! I've been in the shit too long!
70 Year Old Virgin - Not A Movie
Pam Shaw is the 70 Year Old Virgin. I am not making this up. Maybe Yahoo made this up, but I didn't.
VidRhythm Booty - Next App Explosion
Want to know what the next App explosion will be? I can tell you. It's VidRhythm. This iPad/iPhone app is easy, fun, stupid, and addictive. That all adds up to the next thing that you will hear about over and over again at work.
Stupid Feet
Hey, do you think you are dumb sometimes? Do you need to see people do dumber things than you, so that you feel better. YES? Today's your lucky day!
Giraffe Riders!
The new comic Giraffe Riders hits stores next fall.
Keg Stand With Jesus
I do my keg stands with Jesus.
I Tan, Therefore I Am
I tan... therefore I am.
Just Some Bobby I Used To Know
I wish King of the Hill was still on. Maybe Adult Swim can make it make a comeback. Maybe Gotye can make it make a comeback.
Autoimmune Diseases Just Like Occupy Protests
The defenders turn on those they are supposed to defend.
Google This!
Not everyone loves Mark's Google Chrome plated attempt to get back together with Jen, especially Jen. Here is her response email.
Will Tupac Be In Ghostbusters 3?
Back in 2009 when Vivona Vivona uploaded this image of Tupac Slimer, they probably didn't know that Tupac was going to make a comeback as a hologram, just like we don't know if he will make an appearance in Ghostbusters 3, but I bet some studio exec has suggested it already.
Billion Dollar Idea
Invention... America is built on inventions... just not this one.
Romney Listens To The The People
Titt Romney plans to make America better by listening to the people.