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Chuck McCarthy: SNL Audition
I am auditioning for SNL!
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Olive Garden Sex Advice
I give out lots of advice. This is some of my best advice about sex and restaurants.
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Sex On Historical Monuments
People Should HAVE Sex on Historical Monuments.
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Man Goes To First Baby Shower
I went to my first baby shower.
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Taste Test Tuesday - Model Diet
I am going to NYFW next week, and I need to get down to my modeling weight.
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We Built This City With Banjos?
Have you ever wanted to build a city with rock and roll, but you just didn't have enough, and had to settle for a soulful folk city? That's probably how this got made.
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Bruno Mars Impersonator
Bruno Mars better watch out.
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Man Tortures Kids With Hurricane?
This man was spotted pumping dollars into the Hurricane Simulator and holding the door closed, forcing his kids to endure hurricane force winds at the mall.
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The Right Pen For Any "Situation"
I came across these Jersey Shore Talking Pens in Walgreen's... which implies that Jersey Shore fans are a very literary bunch, always needing to jot down their thoughts and observations, maybe write a nice haiku about tanning.
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East Coast Earthquake To Ruin West Coast
I have a strong feeling that this East Coast earthquake is going to ruin California for good. Now that all these East Coast people have experienced an earthquake that didn’t destroy their lives, they are all going to be less scared of earthquakes. All the people that have always wanted to come out here, but have always been stopped by their debilitating fear of earthquakes will be rushing to find moving trucks and buy plane tickets for the West Coast in time to avoid hurricane season and having to buy a new winter coat.
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Baby Hates F. Scott Fitzgerald
Even babies that haven't been forced to read The Great, Gatsby (one of the most overrated books of all time), know that F. Scott Fitzgerald is deserving of nothing but contempt, ire, and... well... and shit.
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Look At This Fucking Person... Still Sexy
You don't know?
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Top 5 Strangest Barilla Pasta Commercials
I came across one strange Barilla commercial... and then another. Most of them are from very well respected directors, and or star very well respected actors. These are the top five strangest. chuckmccarthy.com
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John Holmes Gatorade Commercial
Here is something I made a while back. John Holmes would have been a great spokesman for so many of today's products. ChuckMcCarthy.com
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True Blood Fan Steals License Plates
A True Blood fan stole a bunch of license plates and chopped them up so they spelled "True Blood," or at least that is what I would like to imagine happened here.
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Could Little People Solve The Energy Crisis?
If we were all smaller, we would use less fuel, and eat less food. This could be the answer for the future.
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Look At This Fucking Person 4
Check it! http://LookAtThisFuckingPerson.com
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Abercrombie Takes New Direction
Abercrombie & Fitch has made some game changing moves with its new modeling campaign.
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Is This Painting Wrong?
I wonder what this painter was thinking.
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Green Lantern Cos Play?
Is this Green Lantern Cos Play or just... what?
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