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Giraffes: They Do Not Like Tennessee
Thanks /b.
Justin
DIY Nerdy Pencil Holder, 3.5" Floppy Edition
Instructions: 1. Locate five 3.5" floppies; 2. Buy a bunch of zip-ties; 3. ????; 4. PROFIT. Required knowledge? Knowing WTF a 3.5" floppy is (Pro tip: it isn't related to your penile-deficient cousin Cletus). I <3 /b.
Justin
Dragons F*cking Cars, A Photo Essay (NSFW)
What, you want context? /b is your context. God is dead.
Justin
Fact: We Won The Cold War Because Of Boglins
More evidence that childhood in the '80s will never be paralleled: We had actual trolls.
Justin
Friday Pro Tip: Boobs 101
Cue that "The More You Know" Rainbow. And before you ask, yes, I am a certified titologist. Via /b, of course.
Justin
Hey, Alligator, Fuck Your Face.
"This will usually make it more sedate." Wat.
Justin
Bin Laden Dead, Killed by Overload of American Awesome
Monocles and lasers > fundamentalism, every time.
Justin
My Reaction to the Endless Fucking Wedding Coverage Was Similar.
+5000 for the Firestarter reference.
Justin
Like a Boss: Jimmy Page Prepares for the Stage, Ca. 1975.
Misty Mountain Hop, Kentucky-style.
Justin
NPH: We Know Your Secret
They also read the Radicalnomicon. Via.
Justin
Beulah Baptist Church Asks a Hard Question
A: Depends on your mom's schedule. Via.
Justin
How to Be a GD Man, Bass Reeves Edition
Bass Reeves was a Deputy U.S. Marshal for 32 years in the hellscape that was and is Oklahoma, captured 3,000 felons, and shot 14 men in the line of duty. He was never wounded, mostly due to the mesmerizing effects of that incredible mustache. Oh, and he began all of this at the age of 38. Having been born a slave, he kicked the shit out of his owner during the Civil War to attain his freedom. Bass Reeves > Teddy Roosevelt.
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WHAT
THE FUCK. More here.
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Perhaps the Most 80s NSFW Image Ever.
No, this is not from the latest UO catalog. A good friend of mine, born in 1980, has seen Back to the Future parts 1 and 3, but not 2. WTF, man? Biff's dystopic future FTMFW. Image via.
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MGNAFM (Must Give Not a Fuck Monday): Joker Edition
Original image via a defunct deviantart account.
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"Tiff": Her Shower = Leafblower-Bukkake
Wait. The back of her head? Tiff, I am disappoint.
Justin
Dynasty Barbie: Neatly Packaged Gender Norms for Your Tween
Ladies, note that the man is in shadow, while all of the shit he can buy you is well lit and more or less interchangeable with the shit he bought for his last whore. Engels wins again, but so does that shadowy dude getting all the bjs.
Justin
GTFUSunday: Skrillex, "Ruffneck Bass" (unreleased)
For best results with the drop, set your subwoofer to FUCKYEAH.
Justin
How to Win at Life, Part 56: The Endless x Abbey Road
Keep praying to your Morpheus statue that Syfy never, ever adapts Sandman.
Justin
Rejected Mortal Kombat Fatalities, Part IV
Beware: we might all have to face the Palinality in 2012.
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