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Sunday Literary Win: Robin in the Rye
I might have actually finished the book in high school if Salinger had included Batman. Via.
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Can Anyone Top This Resume?
Don't think anyone's resume can top this one. This will surely catapult Eric into ... not sure what!
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Forever Alone Friday: DIY 3 Minute Brownies
Via the always nsfw 4chan, of course.
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Justin Bieber: Creeper-Peeper, Possible Mexican
This is what I do during my office hours. Fucking. Chad. yourTAdoesntgiveafuck.jpeg
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Welcome to America, Candy
To be fair, Fuck You's General Tzo's Chicken is pretty gd delicious.
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A Mother's Day Gift She'll Never Forget
Invite your Dad/her ex for 10,000 bonus points. #brokenhome
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Cost of Black Ink > Cost of Human Blood
Clearly, it's cheaper to be a vampire than to print in more than 300x300 dpi.
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Where Evolutionism and Creationism Imbricate. Also, Scientology.
Hey there, Xenu. Whatcha doin'?
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Understanding the Atom, Like a Boss
(1) Nucleus, (2) Nucleon, (3) Quarks, (4) ????, (5) Profit!
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Replicant Kitteh Has Seen Things You Wouldn't Believe
He's watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Noms-hauser Gate, and attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Meow-rion.
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GTFUp Sunday: Unreleased Skrillex Remix of Rob Zombie's "Sick Bubblegum"
Yes, the only way to separate one Zombie track from another is to create a dubstep remix. Nevertheless, listening to this track will make your life 72% more awesome. Visit Skrillex's official youtube channel to make it 150% awesomer.
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Kansas of the Day: Shaggy IRL = Dog Sodomizer
Ta dadada ta daaa! Puppy power!
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Abraham Lincoln: "Corporations Have Been Enthroned...and the Republic is Destroyed."
Nailed it.
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Top 10 Epic Anime Attacks
I'm not sure what criteria determined epicness. I find the lack of Bleach and Berserk disturbing, but that's probably just the fanboy in me talking.
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This Week in Weird Boners: Cthulhady
Do those skulls come off? If so, why? Her body doesn't seem very useful underwater. Where did she buy that lipstick? It's hot. Does her vagina taste like freshwater or saltwater fish? Is that a tail, or is she attached to some other thing's tentacle? WTMF
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How-To For The Weekend: DIY Skittles Vodka
Fuck yeah! Drank the Rainbow!
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A Short Guide On How to Be Alpha
What do you do if #3 contradicts #10? See #8 or, better, 'merica up and see #5. Ignore the "male" bit. Misogyny is for betas. Thanks /b.
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WTF of the Day: Mexican Midget Murder Clown
According to Google, Herencia diabólica translates to "diabolical legacy." My not-as-literal translation? "Warwick Davis's less successful cousin, Warwick Jimenez, will swallow your gd soul." Via.
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Hoverfanning: a How-to Guide from a Professional
So close, so very close. Image via.
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Life Hack of the Day: Open a Beer With Another Beer.
You're not Ron Swanson yet, but you will be. You. Will. Be.
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