10 Roles Michael Cera Could Take On to Break Out of His Typecasting Funk
Michael Cera, consider this an intervention. We love you and we don't want to see you continue to try and play the lovable slacker teenage loser for the rest of your life. It's time you made a change.
Bill Murray Is Lorenzo Music?
A handy illustrated guide to the strange relationship between Bill Murray and Lorenzo Music.
Parenting Fail: Girl Gives a Play by Play of Walking in On Her Parents Doing It
If your kids walks in on you having sex, probably having the kid do a play by play of what she saw, with sound effects and putting it on YouTube might not win you parent of the year. Via
This is What The Expendables Would Have Looked Like Had It Come Out in the 80s... Which It Really Should Have
The Expendables really should have happened in the 80s, before Stallone, Schwarzeneggar etc got all old and wrinkly and man-boobsy.
Fun Stuff to Try at Work: Why Does Purell Taste Like Sweet Lemon Drops?
It may sound gross, or like a joke, but it's true. Try a tiny dab on your finger and it tastes like limoncello or like a lemon drop. Why would they do that?
Naked Mom Tears It Up On the Rock Band Drums (NSFW)
And yes, she's doing it while her kids are running around. She's still hot, though. Via: I Heart Chaos
Drunk Driver Launches a Car Over a Toll Booth
And by "launch", I mean "launch", like Dukes of Hazzard style and everything. Via I Heart Chaos
I Don't Know, But Here's a Video of a Turtle Making Sweet Love to a Croc
To us, Crocs are just a hideous piece of footwear. To turtles, they're apparently equivalent to a Real Doll. Via I Heart Chaos
Retro Game Box Art That Will Melt Your Face
Wait? Communist Mutants from Space? Where can I play such a game?
"Den Da Poo Poo Comes Out An Dey Eat Da Poo Poo"
Ah Uganda, stay classy. Just never lose that awesome accent. Via: I Heart Chaos
Why You Should Never Throw a Surprise Party for a Ninja
Ninjas just don't like surprises. Live and learn.
Don't Cry, Ugly Baby Doll... It's Friday!
I don't even... why did someone make this?
This Will Always Be the Hottest Movie Still of All Time. Nothing Can Beat It, Just Stop Trying.
Whatever you think can beat it can't possibly beat it. Give it your best shot.
And the Lord Commandeth: "Run Naked in the Parking Lot of That Pizza Hut. That Would Be Funny As Hell"
Wait, is that Charles Bronson?
30 Amazingly Bad B-Movie Posters And Box Art. How Many Have You Seen?
So you think you know really bad movies? How many of these doe you have in your collection?
Predators Technotronic Dance Remix
It's the weekend... time for a Predator dance party. Remixed by I Heart Chaos user Gloomcookie. You betta' move this! Via: I Heart Chaos
When Predators Are Alone... They Dance.
When Predators have to unwind after a long day of hunting, what better way to blow off some steam than choreographed dancing?
Former Japanese PM Vs Kim Jong Il in the Most Epic Game of Mahjong Ever
Holy crap. Who knew mahjong could be this incredibly epic? When it's former Japanese PM Junichiro Koizumi versus Kim Jong Il and the entire free world is at stake, it's not going to be pretty. Via: I Heart Chaos
Japanese Vs British Vs American Corporate Web Design
An interesting look at when corporate web design varies widely among countries and when it is pretty similar. Bet you can guess which ones are from Japan even if you couldn't see the text.
The Bong-Smoking Bandit Kid Strikes Again!
A chubby kid with a homemade bong and homemade ski mask tries to be cool by smoking weed on teh internetz. Via: I Heart Chaos