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How to Get Banned from Disney's Club Penguin in One Easy Step
You can almost see the Club Penguin auto-ban software clutching its pearls in horror.
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Thanks to Irene, This is What an Empty Time Square Looks Like
Sweet! Does that mean there's no line at the Broadway ticket booth? Spider-Man Turn Off the Dark, here I come!
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Hurricane Damaged Water Tower in North Carolina
The city of Cary was already working to take down this old water tower, but before Irene hit, it actually still had a dome. Today, with the dome already loosened from construction, it just sort of imploded in on itself.
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The Awesomest Photo of a Fox Using a Conveyor Belt As an Amusement Park Ride You'll See Today
Taken by Brit Duncan Usher in Germany, this fox cub has found out that the conveyor belt at a disused gravel quarry makes for awesome entertainment. Foxes are awesome.
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Cthulhu Brings the Metal
What's better than the soothing touch of Cthulhu's tentacles? How about a sexy metal Cthulhu?
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Fake Michele Bachmann Tweets About East Coast Earthquake
Nailed it. Since the real Michele Bachmann couldn't be bothered to tweet her condolences for the knocked over plants and spilled cups of coffee caused by the east coast earthquake, the fake Michele Bachmann had to do it for her.
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The Official Book Of Monday
Monday's suck. Today is an especially bad Monday for kids, as schools across the country start a new school year today.
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Tron Duct Tape Commercial
OK, DuckBrand, you've proven your point.
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The My Little Secret is a Vibrator That Compliments You While You Masturbate
Yes, just like the Shake Weight in South Park, My Little Secret compliments you in ways that I guess are supposed to be sexy, but the eerie robotic male voice just makes it the creepiest sex toy ever. Via I Heart Chaos
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This Is How Hunter S. Thompson Bought Drugs
Screw it. Just write a personal check for $2 million worth of blow with "Cocaine" in the memo field.
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26 Superheroes That Are More Than Deserving of Their Own Movie
For 100 years, TV and filmmakers have looked to comic strips and comic books for inspiration. But despite the plethora of comic book movies that have come out in the past 20 years, there are so many good ones that have been untouched.
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Louis CK Vs. Christians Against Masturbation
Whoever wins, we all win.
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Herman Cain's Favorite Campaign Quote Comes from the Movie Pokemon 2000
He seems to think it comes from the official closing song of the 2000 Olympics, but it actually comes from Donna Summer's theme song to Pokemon 2000. If you like Pokemon, just come out and say it. Via I Heart Chaos
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Michele Bachmann Wins Straw Poll, Gives Us Another Timeless Photo
This has so many porn possibilities. Thank you, Iowa.
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Rule 34 Gets a Bit Broader: Here's an Octopus Giving a Reach-around to a Dog
A couple days ago, someone on I Heart Chaos wanted to know if there was a Rule 34 picture of an octopus giving a dog a reach-around. Well... now there is. You're welcome, internet.
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25 Celebrities Worth Going Gay (or Straight) for
You may be pretty confident in your sexuality, but if it was just one night and no one ever had to know...
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Okay, So the Star Wars XXX Porn Parody Looks Pretty Funny
This is the trailer for Vivid's Star Wars porn parody, and as a person who's seen quite a few porn parodies, this one actually looks like it could be worth buying. For uh... the entertainment value. Oh, who am I kidding. For the masturbatory value. Via I Heart Chaos
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Will Toy Dinosaurs Send Your Kid To Hell?
Since dinosaurs are obviously the work of the devil, when a friend gives this woman's child a bag of toy dinosaurs, it means only one thing: The kid's going to grow up to be a godless evolution-believer. Damn all this science!!
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London Riots Force British Tourism to Redo Their Ads
Still though... doesn't look like a half bad place to visit. Minus all the fire and that. Via I Heart Chaos
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Catman Begins
I smell crossover gold. Or maybe the litter box just needs changing. BRB.
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