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Nyotaimori is the Art of Serving Sushi On the Body of a Naked Woman. Turkey? Can You Do Turkey? (NSFW)

Nyotaimori (女体盛り, "female body presentation"), also known as "body sushi" is the practice of serving sushi or sashimi on the naked body of a female model. The practice originated in Japan, and though it's outlawed in some places (China booo!), it's risen in popularity outside of Japan, mainly in Europe and in several major cities in the US such as New York, LA and Miami. Click here to see an entire NSFW gallery of this awesome practice at I Heart Chaos.

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So Why is There More Not Hot Dinosaur Sex in Museums?

This is a photo of a dinosaur fossil exhibit at the Jurassic Museum of Asturias in Asturias, Spain. The Spanish obviously know what keeps people coming to museums-- dinosuar sex. Just like you get Cinemax for the fucking and you go to the zoo for the fucking, I'm sure more museums could stop whining about low attendance if they just added more dino sex.

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The Stealth BJ: A Geek Girlfriend's Handy How-to On How to Get Your Man's Attention (SFW)

Hey ladies... don't just sulk and pout when your guy is paying more attention to the Xbox than he is to you. There is one surefire way to trump the video game... the Stealth Blowjob. "The Stealth Blow Job (SBJ) is a technique sure to not only get his attention (maybe after finishing a level or upping his stats so try to be understanding), but it will endear you for years to come. Even one such kind act can result in all sorts of amazing outcomes, for you, the ladies."

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Reusable Pokemon Menstrual Pads

For the super-enviro conscious woman, reusable, washable menstrual pads are the way to go. A little gross, but you're not killing trees just to stem the flow of unborn children juice coming out of your lady flower. But you want to bleed all over Pikachu? Interesting choice.

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My Girlfriend Is The President

In "My Girlfriend is the President", aliens crash in on the Japanese government, decide the best thing to do is make a Japanese high school girl president, build a copy of the White House, and then -- because this is the simplest solution they could think of -- brainwash the entire world into believing the girl is in fact the president of Japan. Of course. Via: I Heart Chaos

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