Luke the Cat Takes a Shower
1. Luke's markings are awesome. He looks like he came straight out of the jungle. 2. WTF is with that music? 3. He is so much better at taking a shower than this cat.
Cat In A Filing Cabinet
Yes. Obviously that goes under "C". Do you know nothing about filing?!
Trying to Stay Awake
Must. Stay. Awake ... for Caturday.
Kitteh Yoga
The basketball position is one of the most advanced. This cat has excellent form.
Lazy Cat Watches TV
A classic of the genre. Some cats are just lazy as hell; or maybe he had a hard day at work. Who are we to judge?
Cat Vs. Vibrator
It is well known that the feline's natural enemy is the vibrator. But it is rare to see this age-old battle played out in the wild, as both cats and vibrators are traditionally secretive creatures. Watch and learn, people. This is a rare treat. (Via.)
Maru Makes Faces
Watch this badass make faces. Maru is kicking off the noble protest against the fascist no cats contingent with one of his finest performances yet. Join the one-cat-per-hour protest marathon today by submitting your cat-related media to the Caturday BuzzFeed.
A Day Without Cats ... PROTEST!!!!
That's right. Urlesque is hosting an abomination tomorrow (09/09/09) in the form of an Internet-wide ban on cats. In protest of this outrage, I will be posting a cat every hour on my cat-related BuzzFeed, Every Day Is Caturday. Please join me by submitting your cat-related media to Caturday and by posting the Caturday widget to your own blogs or sites. As you will notice, the widget is cute and has cats on it. Stand with me in solidarity!
Kitten Vs. Robot Mouse, Who Will Win?
Answer: ALL OF US!
Cat Mime!
Cat mime is stuck behind an invisible wall! (Via.)
Human Cat Perch
We haven't had enough cats on the site today, so here's a story about a woman with a cat perch for a head. (Via.)
Cat Showers In Sink
I particularly like the tasteful jazz music playing in the background. This is obviously a very classy kitty. (Via.)
Cat Gang!
This squirrel is gonna get jumped.
Lettuce Pet You
Cheroo being serenaded.
Kitten Says "Yum"
Yum yum yum. He thinks cat food is totally delicious. The other cat is just like, "Meh". (Via.)
Popular Internet Cats Sing The Hits
Rathergood made a mash-up of all your favorite cats singing all your favorite cat songs.
Cat Plays With Fox
1.) Why do these people have a fox as a pet? 2.) The fox makes the weirdest noise. 3.) The fox sucks at playing.
Vase Kitten
It's the totally inappropriate soundtrack that makes this one for me.
Cat Vs. Aquarium
Following the tradition of house cats "hunting" prey in their own living rooms, this kitty tries to get the fish. Does he succeed? (No.) See more epic cat vs. fish battles on Urlesque.
Maru In A Tub
Maru, I would watch you watch paint dry if that was on my youtubes.
Proto-lolcat
As if cats don't already think they're better than us enough, someone gave this smug bastard a suit and top hat. From 1906 if the text is to be believed.
Karate
Bubbles are no match for this cat. She has a black belt in bubble-popping. Fuck it, I have no idea - you think of a caption. My point is, look, there's a cat, popping bubbles! Looks like a ninja, kind of. OMG!
Nora The Piano Playing Cat Plays Live!
Nora hit the bigtime! She played live on The Today Show this morning, for real. Her owner was a little worried she'd refuse to play, but you can't silence an artiste.
Cat Elevator
Cat gets personal elevator from the outdoors to his high-rise apartment
The Cat That Wouldn't Let Go
Some cats are touchy-feely, but Chester just crosses the line (into super-duper cute territory, that is).
Cat Opens Food Jar
Clever girl. Next stop, world domination. I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords. (Via Arbroath.)
Cat Pwned by Pillow
A poor cat gets crushed by a pillow (although it was definitely asking for it).
KTN News: A Shocking Report
Breaking: We interrupt your morning's buzz with a shocking report of a human willfully ignoring a kitteh in need of attention. Warning: The images you are about to see may be difficult for felines under the age of 5.
The Saddest Bath Ever
With the assistance of dark piano and slow-motion, one bath for a pretty kitty might make you want to take your own life.
Simon's Cat 'Fly Guy'
Here is the brand new episode of Simon's Cat, because every day is Caturday.
Cat in Space
This is the amazing true story of a cat who dreams of becoming an astronaut and then actually flies a rocket ship into space. The cat is also an aficionado of almost oppressively twee indie pop.
Cat Uses Fork, Chopsticks
This is the story of a genteel, well-mannered cat and the crazy old lady who shares her home.
Maru Explores A Trash Can
Maru is moving! Which for some reason means he had unlimited access to one of those trash cans with the flip top.