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NSFW (Sort Of): Batgina!

I think it's ridiculous that anyone should have to label a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs as NSFW, but I guess that's the kind of world we live in. But more importantly: hey, everyone, someone made a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs!!!

Things We Should Never Own

Who is buying these things? Are there a bunch of 40 year old goths running out to spend $100 on mangled blue rabbits with bloody porcelain faces? What do they do with them once they buy them? Is it like when you’d go over to your grandma’s house and she’d pull out her suitcases of antique dolls to show you, smacking at your hand when you tried to play with them?

Fainting Goat Kittens

Charlie and Spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita Or 'fainting goat' syndrome. At the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal. This condition has hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. Aside from this they are normal. I STILL WANT ONE! [Via]

Nutjobs Really Love Frosted Photo Edges.

It's Halloween at Craftastrophe, and you know what that means: costume fails, decorative nightmares, and tons and tons of creepy dolls. Not only does this one fail on the artisanal level, it's looks like it's about to bust a rhyme, posed in front of a sequined red backdrop, and features photoshopped frosted edges.