Never-Before-Seen: The Entire Biff Tannen Bio As Glimpsed in BTTF II Seen On TVs
Back To The Future Thing of the Day: BTTF.com has just released an exclusive, never-before-seen clip featuring the complete “Biff Tannen bio” video seen briefly in Back to the Future II on the monitor outside the Biff Tannen Museum and Casino.
NSFW (Sort Of): Batgina!
I think it's ridiculous that anyone should have to label a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs as NSFW, but I guess that's the kind of world we live in. But more importantly: hey, everyone, someone made a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs!!!
How Unicorns Are Made
Never trust a narwhal.
Things We Should Never Own
Who is buying these things? Are there a bunch of 40 year old goths running out to spend $100 on mangled blue rabbits with bloody porcelain faces? What do they do with them once they buy them? Is it like when you’d go over to your grandma’s house and she’d pull out her suitcases of antique dolls to show you, smacking at your hand when you tried to play with them?
Here's an Awful Gift for Scrabble Nerds
Via Craftastrophe: Know someone who likes Scrabble? You can spend $25 to have someone make a weird combination Candyland and Scrabble gift for them!
"The Sanity Song" By Jon Stewart Feat. The Gregory Brothers
The Gregory Brothers autotune Jon Stewart's Rally to Restore Sanity And/Or Fear final speech.
Manliest Sweatshirt Ever
Glenn Beck owns four of these.
Senator Mitch McConnell, Up for Re-election, Can See Into the Future
Unless there's something I don't know about Kentucky's general elections, Mitch McConnell changed his site's splash page to a victory letter a few days early.
The Cartoon Theme Medley
Mr. Medley Guy is back, now with unfortunate facial hair.
Fainting Goat Kittens
Charlie and Spike are two kittens with myotonia congenita Or 'fainting goat' syndrome. At the slightest sound, the kittens respond by collapsing and falling into a rigid paralysis which lasts about a minute before they return to normal. This condition has hardly ever before been diagnosed in a cat, is rarely found in dogs and is more common in goats. The kittens are able to walk, but they cannot run or jump. Aside from this they are normal. I STILL WANT ONE! [Via]
Ghostbusters They Ain't: Funny-Bad Logos from Paranormal Investigators
This week is Scary Bad logos week on Your Logo Makes Me Barf: today's post is 20 really funny paranormal investigator logos (and the commentary to go with them).
Snot Or Art?
Some things should never be made into jewelry. Ever.
"_____" by Design: Not Just Bad Logos. Awful Names.
Somehow, YLMMB has found more than 150 businesses that not only have barfy logos, but also are named "____" by design. What a terrible (funny) naming cliche.
The Ten Commandments of Barfy Logos
#1: Thou shalt not have any other fonts above Comic Sans.
Cat Vs. Printer, Translated
We are all this cat. Minus the English accent, in most cases. But seriously, fuck printers. (Via.)
Nutjobs Really Love Frosted Photo Edges.
It's Halloween at Craftastrophe, and you know what that means: costume fails, decorative nightmares, and tons and tons of creepy dolls. Not only does this one fail on the artisanal level, it's looks like it's about to bust a rhyme, posed in front of a sequined red backdrop, and features photoshopped frosted edges.
Halloween-time is the Time to Search "screaming" On Etsy
And then you'll find this. I don't know what this is.
Pippi Longstockings Goes Homicidal
Look at those eyes, those soul-sucking, kitten-stomping, unicorn-disemboweling eyes!
A Halloween Craftastrophe That Will Scar Trick-or-Treaters
This will do it.
Now I Just Want To Buy a Bra
Do your pom poms hang low? Do they wiggle to and fro?