Tumblr's getting ready to ban the NSFW stuff from their site, but they won't get rid of the weirdness that easily.
Tumblr has been a safe harbor of delightful, weird, and deeply human stuff, free of the algorithms that have made social media dull and conformist.
"2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely."
I love you, Arwen.
Why yes, I also want an 8-foot-tall sword-wielding girlfriend.
I had to read the words "Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish," so now you do too.
Let's see what kind of spooky boy you're like.
Never change, Tumblr. Never change.
Y'all, festivals in Finland sound WILD.
"Just yeet a goose."
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
"Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie."
"Victor Hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years."
*swirls wine glass* Ah yes, another beautifully bizarre week on Tumblr.
The best of my dashboard, curated just for you.
The Marvel fandom is absolutely losing it right now on Tumblr and it's beautiful.
It's astounding that a group of people can be so funny yet so, so weird.
Thank you, animal side of Tumblr. You're the best.
Classics and new stuff included.
It's been AN ENTIRE DECADE since we were introduced to the world's favorite genius billionaire playboy philanthropist.