The best and weirdest of my dashboard, curated just for you.
Y'all, this took some serious dedication.
Thanks to Tumblr I now know which member of the Fellowship of the Ring I should fistfight.
Any time someone asks "are you ok" on Tumblr, the answer is probably "no."
You're guaranteed to have either a bizarre or incredible experience at Waffle House at 2 in the morning.
Tumblr's getting ready to ban the NSFW stuff from their site, but they won't get rid of the weirdness that easily.
Tumblr has been a safe harbor of delightful, weird, and deeply human stuff, free of the algorithms that have made social media dull and conformist.
"2018 has lasted four years yet october lasted a week and november has disengaged from linear time entirely."
I love you, Arwen.
Why yes, I also want an 8-foot-tall sword-wielding girlfriend.
I had to read the words "Mr Mime has a humiliation fetish," so now you do too.
Let's see what kind of spooky boy you're like.
Never change, Tumblr. Never change.
Y'all, festivals in Finland sound WILD.
"Just yeet a goose."
ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ
"Trying to communicate with my future morning self is like setting an elaborate trap for an unsuspecting zombie."
"Victor Hugo has been dead for 133 slutty, slutty years."
*swirls wine glass* Ah yes, another beautifully bizarre week on Tumblr.