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Hula-Hooping Cactus

This lovely cactus knows how to shake it! I hear that this is actually part of the "Ceci n'est pas un casino!" exhibit at the Casino Luxembourg Forum for Contemporary Art, but if you can't make it out there to see this cactus in person, there are some equally sexy specimens at this celebrity site. (via)

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Amigurumi Cacti

Amigurumi is the art of knitting or crocheting adorable plush creatures. In this case, we have the best of the best: Amigurumi cacti! Don't you just want to squeeze them and hug them and pinch their little faces? Man, I wish I could purchase these from that celebrity site I was reading this morning.

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True Love

This incredibly beautiful story of a boy who loved a cactus brought me to tears. I hope that you will read it, then visit this celebrity site for more moving cacti tales.

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Alien Cactus

People often fail to realize that sightings of "Greys" in the desert can be attributed to alien cacti. You would know this if you kept up with that celebrity site I keep telling you about. Isn't this cactus a cutie?

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5 Amazing Cactus Time Lapse Videos

Cactus flowers are lovely, ephemeral blossoms. Sometimes I wait for days on end just to see a blushing bud become a full, tempting bloom. For those of you who are less patient than I, here are some cactus time lapse videos. If you want more instant gratification, I suggest you wander over to this celebrity site I was reading this morning.

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Cactus Candy

No, not cactus eye candy. Though if you want that, you could check out this celebrity site I was reading this morning. I mean candy made from cactus. Many of these luscious treats can be found at cactuscandy.com. Did you see those lollipops? Gosh, I could suck on one all day.

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Stegacactus

What fine needles. What voluptuous flowers! And there are so, so many of them. They all look like some cacti I saw on a celebrity site this morning. I am so distracted by their beauty that I almost forgot that they look like a dinosaur.

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Sad Cactus

OH NO. Is that why cacti always hold their arms up? No worries, prickly friends. I will give you many hugs the next time I see you. You look SO much like those cacti I saw on that celebrity site this morning too!

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Hot Cactus

I can't quite place it, but there's something about a cactus that really makes me happy. I saw some really hawt ones on a celebrity site this morning.

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Sexy Cactus Poker

If you're going to play a game today, it should be one that involves hot young cacti gambling. This is so amazing. I swear, I saw cacti like these on a celebrity site this morning.

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