Where Did Star Wars' Scrolling Text Go?
Ever wondered what happened to the scrolling text from the Star Wars movies? Ha, nerd! Anyways, here's what happened. Nerd warning: this video contains elements from Star Wars and Star Trek. [ via ]
Why American Football Didn't Catch On In Scotland
OMG this is just so funny, click here for more fun stuff
Loaded Paperclip
The ever helpful paperclip from MS Office is now on twitter. I think he might be drunk, and a dick.
Honda: Living With Robots
Asimo or Awesomo ?
Hierarchy Of The Dead
A neat little hierarchy of dead things... it's not as icky as it sounds. Being a bwgan puts me at the top. Ha! Puny humans.
Italian Family Recaps 'Lost'
The sixth and final season of Lost will soon be upon us, and to help us out Mike Antonucci and his extended family recap the previous five seasons. I'm confident they could use this as the "previously, on Lost".
David Beckham Groped
Italian Reporter Elena Di Cioccio gave David Beckham a penis squeeze to see if he measured up to his famous Armani photo. The result? "E piccolo, Beckham" ("Beckham is small"). Do Armani make socks too? [ via ]
Ninjas Unboxing the Nexus One
This unboxing video for Google's Nexus One is the best you'll ever see. It has ninjas. Ninjas! NINJAS! [ via ]
Relaxercise With Comedy Dave
'Comedy' Dave Vitty from the BBC's The Chris Moyles Show and comedian Jimmy Carr lead you through a deep routine of exercise and relaxation. Phew, I'm all relaxercised out. See if you can last the whole 10 minutes.
4Sale: NASA Space Shuttle
This is your once-in-a-lifetime chance to buy a genuine NASA space shuttle, for only $28.8 million. Who wants to go halfsies? I'm driving, you man the laser cannons. Whaaaa?!? No cannons? I want my money back.
Wake Up In The Morning Feelin' Like Steve Jobs
iJustine recorded an awesome parody of Ke$ha's TiK ToK, all about her iPhone, Apple and Steve Jobs. I'm not gonna lie to you, I have the biggest crush on iJustine, she was the very first person I followed on Twitter and I plan on marrying her one day. Creepy?
Girls Are Bad At Sound Effects
Here's a video of girls redubbing the sound effects from Commando, Terminator 2 and The Dark Knight. I think they do a pretty god job, especially with the batpod that sounds like a cat. Meow Batman, meow. [ via ]
Buzzfeed: Turtle Approved
My pets read Buzzfeed. Do yours?
Turtle Transport
Man, cats are so lazy.
Man Gets A Playstation 3 For Christmas
Usually I'm like The Mentalist when it comes to reading people, but this guy is just too subtle for me. Do you think that's what he wanted? Hands up who wanted him to get an empty box?
Window Horse
Window horse doesn't watch you masturbate. He just quietly judges you. [ via ]
How To Make A Football
Ever wondered how they make the official match balls (heh) for the World Cup? Me neither, still this video is oddly fascinating, so much effort for something so simple.
Make It Snow
The nerds over at Torchbox built an internet controlled snow machine in their office. You have the power to make it 'snow', use it wisely. They're British, so please bear that in mind if the cam is off.
A Pictorial Guide To Avoiding Camera Loss
Blogger and Australian, Andrew McDonald, has a great way of getting your camera back if you ever lose it in that robot strip club. Just me?
Cow Jumps Onto Roof
A cow in Somerset, England jumped 6 feet onto a roof! Who knew they could jump? This is the beginning people, cows are fighting back and they have a leader.