Dear God...
A Collection of letters that children sent to God. These are just the cutest darned things you'll read today. Jonathan's letter is, obviously, my favourite. Even more here.
Smiley Signature
A Russian bank rejected Vladimir Kirlov's loan application because he signed it with a smiley face. Awesomely, the Russian passport service were cool with it. In 2012 I'm signing everything with this... I'm gonna need a bigger form.
Your Favorite New Christmas Song
YouTube user gottabeandrew has created a new Christmas classic. I'm totally buying this, lets get it to No. 1, internet nerds.
Man Sits On A Dead Whale While Sharks Eat It
This is Leon Deschamps, sitting on a dead whale, while a bunch of sharks eat it!!! He even pats a shark on the head. Yeah, he's badass, what did you do today? Loser!!
Bubble Calendar
An awesome calendar that lets you pop away the days. Can someone buy me a new one? I popped all of mine already.
A Day in the Internet
Turns out, this internet thing is pretty big, this nifty info-graphic shows us exactly how big. The lack of pr0n is disappointing. It's pretty much the only reason I'm online. [ via ]
Simon Cowell's TV Debut
This is Simon Cowell's first TV appearance on 90s British quiz show 'Sale of the Century'. Brimming with confidence and knowledge, you can tell he's going to be a huge star.
Holy Cow!
Moses (coincidence?), the calf, was born with a white mark in the shape of a cross on it's forehead. Yes, I posted this just for the title.
Tweet in Klingon
Hey nerds, you can now translate your tweets into Klingon. First person to @ me in Klingon gets blocked, I don't want to follow you dorks.
The Real Life 'Edward Scissorhands'
Stylist, Valentino LoSauro, has invented a set of 'clawz' that cut hair twice as fast as regular scissors. Less Edward, more Freddy if you ask me. You can even buy those things from his website, no practicing on me though. [ via ]
Robotic Dinosaur Stolen
A $100,000 (AUD) robotic dinosaur used in the 'Walking with Dinosaurs' show has been stolen after a show in Mexico. Mexico gets it right, these all need to be destroyed. Wrapping all that sexy robotics in hideous dinosaur skin is sick.
Evolution of a Cylon
BSG may technically be over, but this is still awesome. Gods, those Cylons are sexy. Hit the link for the super-sized image.
The Pope's MySpace Playlist
The Vatican now has a MySpace music playlist. It's pretty much what you'd expect; Mozart, tracks from their own album, Fleet Foxes, Muse and, obviously, some 2Pac. I think the biggest surprise here is that MySpace is still running.
Need A Babysitter? Call Indy...
Too old to be adventuring anymore, Indiana Jones is now offering his services as a babysitter. No snakes but he will do anything else, including some backyard archeology.
Team Edward Shirt
No, not that Edward. [ via ]
Mario Aging Timeline
LOL, timeline, get it? Because it's a clock... time... line. Do I have to keep explaining things to you?
Custom Rapes
Worst chair placement ever. At least, I hope that's the case. [ via ]
Make Her Feel Special This Christmas...
Men of Buzzfeed, I've found the perfect gift for that special lady in your life. I've already bought one for my pretend girlfriend.
Robotic Cockroaches
Unless you are just curious about what a post apocalyptic world is like, you probably don’t want to bring a cockroach home. So why have they made little robotic ones to scurry around your living room?
It's Like Twitter. Except We Charge People to Use It.
David Thorne, of the spider and shark emails, is back with added pie charts. I love this man.