Fido Finds His Inner Ho'
Bone your corset without boning your dog.
Openly Gay 14-Year-Old Defends Teacher At A School Board Meeting
Graham Taylor gives a speech to the Ann Arbor, Michigan school board defending a teacher who was DISCIPLINED for removing two students who made anti-gay remarks in class.
NSFW (Sort Of): Batgina!
I think it's ridiculous that anyone should have to label a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs as NSFW, but I guess that's the kind of world we live in. But more importantly: hey, everyone, someone made a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs!!!
How Unicorns Are Made
Never trust a narwhal.
Toilet Paper Roll Art
Created by Anastasia Elias and proof that true art is just a roll of toilet paper away.
Things We Should Never Own
Who is buying these things? Are there a bunch of 40 year old goths running out to spend $100 on mangled blue rabbits with bloody porcelain faces? What do they do with them once they buy them? Is it like when you’d go over to your grandma’s house and she’d pull out her suitcases of antique dolls to show you, smacking at your hand when you tried to play with them?
Manliest Sweatshirt Ever
Glenn Beck owns four of these.
Snot Or Art?
Some things should never be made into jewelry. Ever.
Halloween-time is the Time to Search "screaming" On Etsy
And then you'll find this. I don't know what this is.
Pippi Longstockings Goes Homicidal
Look at those eyes, those soul-sucking, kitten-stomping, unicorn-disemboweling eyes!
Now I Just Want To Buy a Bra
Do your pom poms hang low? Do they wiggle to and fro?
Best Music Video Ever
What happens when you combine kazoos, recorders, adorable accents, ukuleles AND Justin Timberlake? I'm still breathing heavy.
How To Kill A Hard On
Nothin' says "sexy" quite like felted yarn and bad embroidery. Check out this corset, thong, and pasty set from Etsy: for just $160 you can cover your boobs with storybook characters and become your boy (or girl) friend's knitted nightmare! Sure to dampen hard-ons everywhere.
Forrest Gump Meets Pulp Fiction
Who doesn't need their very own hand-crocheted Forrest Gimp?
Barbie and Ken Aren't Meant to Be Played With Like This
B&K end up on Craftastrophe a lot, but this might be the most bizarre of Barbie and Ken craftastrohes.
Jesus Wuz Here
Ladies and Gentleman, the Holey Vagina Mary - fine art at it's best.
Sculptures of Pregnant Women Having Sex Are Always a Craftastrophe
Still unclear as to who will buy a $1,395.00 sculpture of an armless preggo crushing a very teeny man.
How Much Do You LOVE Zombies?
Enough to buy a hand painted zombie dildo? At $245 a pop?
Craftastrophe: Weird Kissy Face Paintings
And the more I look at it, the more I wonder if the painter doesn’t think that’s how you french kiss.
Dominatrix Barbie (Doll Sold Separately)
Let Barbie rule you. All she needs is this handful of mini tools.