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NSFW (Sort Of): Batgina!

I think it's ridiculous that anyone should have to label a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs as NSFW, but I guess that's the kind of world we live in. But more importantly: hey, everyone, someone made a Fimo clay vagina with bat wings and fangs!!!

Things We Should Never Own

Who is buying these things? Are there a bunch of 40 year old goths running out to spend $100 on mangled blue rabbits with bloody porcelain faces? What do they do with them once they buy them? Is it like when you’d go over to your grandma’s house and she’d pull out her suitcases of antique dolls to show you, smacking at your hand when you tried to play with them?

How To Kill A Hard On

Nothin' says "sexy" quite like felted yarn and bad embroidery. Check out this corset, thong, and pasty set from Etsy: for just $160 you can cover your boobs with storybook characters and become your boy (or girl) friend's knitted nightmare! Sure to dampen hard-ons everywhere.