Mad Men Erotic Painting | Craftastrophe
I'm fairly sure that this isn't what people are looking for when they type "Mad Men" into Etsy.
Weird Barbecue Paraphernalia
Celebrate the holiday with amputated legs supporting a chunk of faux leather. Yay!
Album Tacos
Album cover + taco = Album Tacos.
Chopping and Chomping
PacMan is always cool. Even when housewares are involved. The end.
Amazing Merengue Dancing Dog
She's a FANTASTIC merengue dancer!!!
Tight Pants And Body Rolls
The best music video you will watch today about Forest People who dance in tight clothes and sing about their body rolls.
Vattooing
It's even worse than it sounds.
Cinnamon Buns Gone Horribly Wrong | Craftastrophe
These cinnamon bun earrings are such an unfortunate craftastrophe. They're totally innocent, but boy howdy if they don't look like they need to be tagged NSFW.
I Like Squirrels and I Like Beer, But This? Not So Much.
What happens when you combine alcoholic beverages, roadkill and taxidermy chemicals. It ain't pretty.
I Sure Hope There Isn't Any Fungus Involved
This is what my teeth feel like after eating spinach.
Mommy Dearest: Crafts and the Ugliest Dog Ever
Maybe this dog was a poor choice for model.
Crawling Cock-tail
They say pets are good for you. Still, I don't need TWO of these in my house.
Pencil Tip Sculptures by Dalton Ghetti
Now we know what Dalton Ghetti was doing while he was bored in school! Here are some of his Pencil Point creations.
Would You Like Brains With That?
And I wonder why I have so much trouble sleeping.
Bunny Art Gone Horribly Wrong
Bunnies should be cute, not terrifying. FAIL.
The Purssy
Everyone should own a handbag that occasionally needs waxing. Ew.
Conan the Barbarian: The Musical
It's better than Cats. Not quite as good as Les Mis. (Via.)
Zombie Barbie
Actually there isn't much difference between Zombie Barbie and Sweetheart Barbie - unless you count all the blood - and that eye thing.
Fellowship Of The Vuvuzela
One does not simply BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZzzzz into Mordor. [Via The Daily Wh.at]
A Poopy Father's Day Gift | Craftastrophe
Is your dad a shitty father? Feeling obligated to give a Father’s Day gift? Go passive-aggressive and send him a message with this real moose poop necklace.