The Least Erotic Reading Of "50 Shades Of Grey" By Gilbert Gottfried
The bestselling-book "50 Shades of Grey", known for starting as Twilight fan-fiction, is creating quite a fervor in women readers. Witness it completely unsexified in audio-book form by the one and only, Gilbert Gottfried. Very NSFW audio, so be warned.
"Gingers Have Souls" Autotuned
"Songify the Classics", the new project from The Gregory Brothers, turns their talent to the lovely CopperCab, and his anthem "Gingers Have Souls". I cant get it out of my head, and 1:13 is just so priceless.
Watch A Staffordshire Bull Terrier Lose A Battle Of Wits
As humans, it is so easy for us to judge animals based on their relative intelligence. Max here just wants to go play with his rake, but he lacks a basic understanding. And it's adorable.
The 50 Best "Very Special" Episodes In Sitcoms
The people at Jest Comedy bring us this supercut of the best of those very special episodes, from peer pressure to deadbeat dads. Enjoy reliving some of the more awkward and painful moments in comedy.
Gary Busey's Mother's Day Tips
Jimmy Kimmel has some clever writers, but I feel like this was a case of "Put the camera on Busey and see what happens." Which with Gary Busey is a recipe for insanity. Either way, here is a "good" Mother's Day gift idea, from the man himself.
What Is "Electric Shock Love Necklace" Trying To Sell Us?
While being in the "Comedy" section of Youtube, I am still not sure what this video is promoting. Spousal abuse? That dog shock collars are bad? Please help me understand. Nothing quite says misogyny like a good subservient wife sketch, eh?
"Sonofabitch" Supercut
This glorious supercut really speaks for itself. Requires headphones due to language, obviously.
"Escalator" Plus Chocolate = Great Idea
In this nearly-approaching-NSFW video, watch a guy with a great idea, a bowl of Hershey's Kisses, and an escalator. He is such a gentleman there at the end!
Rex Velvet Calls For An End To Superheroes In His Second Video
In case you didn't know, Seattle has a super-villain that has been bad-mouthing its "hero", Phoenix Jones. Here is his call-to-arms to exile superheroes. Joke or not, that's some serious production value.
Official Tenacious D "Rize Of The Fenix" Video Will Rock You
Tenacious D strikes back with a vengeance with viral videos and ads, but now we get their first official video on the new album, "Rize of The Fenix", which is available everywhere May 15th. Green screen jokes, ftw.
First "Breaking Bad" Season 5 Teaser
The only thing better than this behind-the-scenes promo is the matching purple shirts on Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul. They're minerals, Marie!
A Bad Lip Reading Of Gotye
The geniuses at Bad Lip Reading did their take on Gotye's "Somebody That I Used To Know" and it's wonderful. I'm fighting with ninja gloves!
Cats And Dogs, Living Together!
Joey and Bruin really like each other, in a way that the Democrats and Republicans never will. Oooh political!
"Game Of Thrones" Intro In LEGO
In "A Clash Of LEGO", Youtube user bymatthewP remakes HBO's "Game Of Thrones" intro, including the construction of Westeros' important cities, with beautiful LEGO blocks. I also like the interesting take on the theme music.
Val Kilmer Must Own Stock In Oakleys
Val Kilmer has a beautiful face, and it shouldn't be blocked by glasses. Watch this supercut of him taking them off. It's oddly hypnotic.
GOB Bluth
There's always dog treats in the banana stand.
PTSD-Ridden Black Lab Leads A Blind Golden Retriever By A Leash
Prepare yourself with tissues, because you are going to cry. Two dogs, one blind with seizures and one with PTSD, bond together and in doing so both are better off. Damn you black heart, you are breaking.
Discovery Unveils Its Next Project: "North America"
Coming in 2013, the team that brought you Planet Earth, Blue Planet, and Frozen Planet brings you to our backyard. I hate using epic, but this is truly epic.
How To Mow Your Yard On PCP
Sometimes the cops don't want you to have a well kept lawn. The lads over at HUMORdy give us a chipper start to the week with this edition of "Do Anything Stoned".
"Looper" Teaser Trailer Bursts Onto The Scene
After 3 days of teaser vignettes, Rian Johnson's new time travel action movie gets a trailer. Personally, I love the make-up job used to make Joseph Gordon-Levitt look like Bruce Willis. Do you?