World's First Commercially-Available Jetpack
The 1950's idea of the future has finally arrived! Martin Jetpack is selling the first commercial jetpack for a mere $86,000. Which seems like a lot to pretend you're the Rocketeer.
The Car-Puccino: The VW Scirocco That Runs On Coffee!
The good news? No more gas stations! Bad news? You have to drive a '88 VW Scirocco. Oh and "the running cost of the vehicle that has been estimated at between 25 and 50 times the cost of running a car on petrol."
1906 San Francisco Earthquake: Before And After
In 1905, footage was shot from the front of a S.F. streetcar. A year later, after the massive 1906 earthquake struck, the same shot was filmed again. Edited together, it offers a haunting and startling view of the destruction.
YouTube Closes Down For The Night
Don't you just hate it when you fall asleep at your desk and by the time you wake up this is on?
LOL. Limewire.
A little ditty you won't be able to get out of your head for the rest of the day. You're welcome.
Toyota Simulator
Tasteless and beautifully-pointless utter waste of time.
Banana Underwear
Australian underwear "made from real banana fiber." Let the punning and bad jokes begin!
Eradicate Evil: Vote Batman (NSFW-ish)
What? You didn't know Batman ran a third-party dark-horse (sorry) campaign for the mayorship of Gotham? Sadly, the campaign was undone when this photo of his press secretary was discovered.
NYC Subway Station's "Hey Jude" Sing-Along
Street band gets jaded New Yorkers to sing along to finale of Beatles' classic, with joyous results.
Free On Wednesdays
"On I January, my husband informed me that he would be spending every Wednesday with his mistress." A fantastic personal ad from The London Review of Books. She may have my favorite reason ever for not getting a divorce. Book lovers take note.
You Can Be Jewish AND Study Karate!
Just in case you didn't know.
Goofy Movie IRL
Why in the world would someone make a shot-for-shot live-action recreation of the opening scene from Disney's A Goofy Movie?
Memoirs of a Scanner
Clever short film shot entirely with a flatbed scanner.
Max Headroom Coming to DVD!
All those under about 30 can stop paying attention now. But to my fellow Gen-Xers, I say: "August 2010 cannot come soon enough!" (And for those youngsters still with us who would like to snicker at the quaint retro-futuristic tastes of their elders, click here, here, or maybe even here.
Crochet Star Wars Characters
Geek + Crafty = Adorable. (Click through for a bunch more.)
The Female Orgasm: By The Numbers
What I took away from this chart: 1) More men than women know the exact location of the clitoris. And 2) We apparently have no idea what know what to do with this knowledge. (NFSW-ish). (Via.)
How to Make Pancakes Like a Junkie
At last! A step-by-step guide on making flapjacks using only the materials you might find at your neighborhood crack den.
Man Walks Into Glass Door While Holding Cup of Coffee
That about says it all, doesn't it?
Bananas Exploding On Face
I personally guarantee that this is the best bananas-exploding-on-face video you will see this year.
What Happens To You When You Don't Send Out Chain Messages
This chart finally offers incontrovertible scientific proof.