Is this going to be psychedelic?
There are no rules in glow.
My big mouth is now confirmed.
One word. Forearms.
"I belong here, and you're going to respect me."
What would you tell your future daughter?
"This pig probably had a family... and feelings..."
"I'm totally in love with you. ...And with her."
And you thought vaginal tearing was the scariest part of motherhood...
Aren’t we all just trying to be our dads?
“They could be hit by a bus the next day!”
If you’re lucky enough to be able to shower every day, you probably have an opinion about what the best time is to take one
“They’re sort of like a Holographic Charizard.. Very rare.”