18 Quintessentially Australian Yarns You Need To Know About
Anyone gotta yarn?
People Are Paywaving Their Church Donations And I Don't Know It Makes Me Feel Weird
"Pray wave", if you will.
Police Have Almost Doubled Their Strip Searches Involving Sniffer Dogs And It's Not Clear Why
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People Are Making Jokes About What Could Be A Very Big Deal At The ABC
"Girls love it when your position is untenable."
Australia Keeps Killing Sharks To Stop Them Attacking Humans, But It's Unclear If The Sharks Are Getting The Message
Six sharks have been killed after two attacks in Queensland last week.
This Mother Found One Of The Most Venomous Snakes In The World In Her Daughter's Bedroom
"It was up around the bassinet, in her cot, it was all over."
Needles Have Been Found In Strawberries In New Zealand
Australia's strawberry crisis goes international.
It's Already The Greatest Day On The Internet Calendar In Australia
Do you remember?
Australian Politicians Are Competing To Prove They Care About Strawberries
Strawberries ... are good.
Scott Morrison Got To Sit In a Big Truck Because He's Prime Minister
Who's truckin' tonight?
It Turns Out Putting Sewing Needles In Fruit Could Mean A 10-Year Jail Sentence
Multiple contaminated strawberries and an apple with a sewing needle in it have been found.
Here's Why Australians Are Absolutely Losing It Over Strawberries
Strawberries contaminated with sewing needles have been found across the country.
The NSW Premier Thinks The Best Solution To Overdoses At Music Festivals Is To Shut Them Down
No place for pill testing, apparently.
For Three Glorious Hours The Prime Minister Had Us All Wondering Who's Fucking Tonight
Single ladies! I can’t hear ya!
This Dancing Lizard Has Brought Great Wisdom And Happiness To The Masses. Rejoice.
Please take a look at multiple clips of my last remaining brain cell.
Pauline Hanson Is Waging War On A Young Girl For Not Being Patriotic Enough
Normal country.
Police Have Started Searching A Property Following "The Teacher's Pet" Podcast
The true crime podcast has fanned public curiosity about Lyn Dawson's suspected murder.
This Dad Gave Himself A Tattoo And Livestreamed It On Facebook
Your dad could never.
Why Are All These Young People Going To Plant Sales On The Weekend?
Millennials are using social media to buy...plants?
Can Someone Please Tell Tony Abbott He’s Not The Prime Minister Anymore
Ah shit, we forgot about Tony.