Hey Scott Morrison, They Just Found The Bones Of One Of The Guys Who Actually Circumnavigated Australia
"I guess Matthew Flinders really did turn in his grave."
"It is a funeral, not a meet and greet opportunity."
Everything You Need To Know About The Drama Surrounding The British Family Making Headlines In New Zealand
They just wanted to see the hobbits.
"If you call Victoria the most progressive state, you can't ignore pill testing."
Pill testing has been a major discussion point in 2019.
"There is sufficient evidence to support pill testing trials at festivals."
"Get out of the way and let health professionals do their job."
Police arrested eight people linked to the alleged operation over the last two weeks.
This year might just turn out OK.
I'm sure this is all totally normal.
ULTRA Music Festival is the latest event to ask the government to trial the harm minimisation strategy.
"For every expert who advises us to look at pill testing there's another few that say don't and we rely on the advice of a number of people across the network," said NSW premier Gladys Berejiklian.
I'm talkin' tennis balls of ice.
Pip Holmes, along with four other men accused of smuggling drugs, was presented to the media at a customs office in Denpasar last week.
“Nothing politicians say will stop people from using drugs and they should not have to pay for that decision with their lives."
A new law means medical cannabis will be made widely available.
Isn't it about time you got all caught up?
"Whether the onions are on top or underneath, I'll always be buying sausages on bread," says Australia's prime minister, who has commented on this for some reason.
People Have Raised Over $100,000 For A Homeless Man Who Helped Police During The Bourke Street Terror Attack
"Trolley man" Michael Rogers swung a trolley at a knife-wielding terrorist on Friday.