Diet Coke & Mentos Gone Wrong
Sometimes these things don't go quite so well. Via.
2011 Best Optical Illusion Of The Year
This illusion is called "Silencing awareness of change by background motion" and it was dubbed 2011's Best Illusion of the Year. Personally, I think they should have just called it "Spinning Dot Mind Fuck."
Osama Bin Laden Toilet Paper
I did not even know that this was a thing. He may be dead, but you can still show him how you feel about him. Get yourself some Osama Bin Laden toilet paper here.
Why Obama Interrupted 'Celebrity Apprentice'
Now you know.
Top CEO Names
Is your career not where you hoped it would be? According to LinkedIn, maybe you should change your name to Peter or Deborah.
Julian Assange: Facebook Is an "Appalling Spying Machine"
Julian Assange recently sat down with Russia Today and made some pretty shocking claims about Facebook, Google, and Yahoo. That's what Osama gets for checking in on FourSquare.
Bin Laden's Death Sets New Tweets-Per-Second Record
Twitter set a new record last night as word of Osama bin Laden's death spread across the social network, with an average of 3,000 Tweets-per-second. (Via)
Absolutely Insane Tornado Video
Watch as this massive tornado tears through University Mall. Clearly the driver was unharmed due to the tornado's inability to lift his gigantic balls.
The Official Royal Wedding Program
Here it is...the official Royal Wedding Program. What, no Chicken Dance? Lame!
DONA, The Panhandling Robot
Great, now even the robots are out of work and panhandling for spare change.
Tornado Funnel Cloud Forms Live On Air
One Texas news crew got more than they bargained for when a funnel cloud formed live on the air. They are all now looking for some clean underwear.
SETI Shuts Down Search for Alien Life
If E.T. calls, no one will answer. SETI has just shut down its search for alien life due to a lack of funding. Now the Visitors can sneak in undetected!
Florida Dad Says Toddler Shot and Killed Mom
A father in Florida says his 2-1/2-year-old son shot and killed the boy's mother. If his story checks out, this will be a parenting fail of epic proportions.
Little Boy Tries to Say 'Fish'
Learning to talk can be tough, but you don't have to use that kind of language. Love the mom's snort-laugh.
TSA Says Complaining About TSA Means You're a Terrorist
Bringing us one step closer to "Minority Report", the TSA's "behavior detection officers" are now on the lookout for "anyone who displays arrogance or expresses contempt for the screening process." By this logic, pretty much everyone's a terrorist.
The Tornado Stole My Burger
Hide yo' fries, hide yo' onion rings, cause the tornado's stealing all the fast food around here.
The Future According to Google Search Results
Good news. Now you don't have to wait to see what the future has in store for you! This list of future events was based on Google search results for phrases like, "in the year 20xx," etc. Better not buy any green bananas!
Pakistani Brothers Turned Corpses Into Curry
Tastes just like chicken! Two brothers in Pakistan have been arrested for digging up graves and turning the corpses into curry. The video below isn't translated. Trust me, it's better that way.
You Can't Touch Mormon Jesus
Stop! Mormon time. P.S. - I like the part where he says "Mormon Jesus."
World Circus Day 2011: A Tribute to Clowns (Not for Kids)
Saturday, April 16, is World Circus Day. What better way to celebrate than by posting our tribute to some of the funniest and freakiest clowns the interwebs have to offer?