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A Coloring Book For People Who Don't Like Color
Major points for creativity. The Toronto Zoo is selling a "color"-ing book about polar bears. It includes 5 crayons in shades of white - "snowball white, polar white, frost white, igloo white, and Arctic white" so that you can blankly scribble away a blizzard of wax to your heart's content. And the best part is, no one will see if you color outside the lines.
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Espy the Dog is Not Very Obedient
This is my brother's dog, Esperanza (Espy). Espy is a great dog in many ways, but her interpretation of commands leaves a little to be desired. Espy, sit.
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Farmville's Evil Blue Twin Knocks Angry Birds Out of the Number One Spot
This is disgraceful. The Capcom-created game, Smurf's Village, similar in concept and gameplay to the dreadfully annoying Farmville (Will you help Billy plant eight rose bushes?! NO.), has taken over Angry Birds' #1 spot in the App Store. Hard not to feel like an Angry Bird about this development.
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Angry Birds Sequel: Through the Eyes of a Pig
Woah, woah, woah. I'm not sure how I feel about this. We are going to be able to play as the pigs now? How is the game play even going to work, we just sit there and get pummeled by Angry Birds? Not to mention I still haven't forgiven them for stealing the eggs in the first place and then laughing at me when I fail. It's going to take a lot more than a sequel to win me over, you smug piggies.
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Yoda Baby Beanie
Hmmm... Wear or wear not, there is no try. Now you can let your baby be the next Jedi master with this amazing Yoda baby beanie. Next on my etsy search, a Jabba the Hut fat suit.
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I'm More Than a Bird, I'm More Than a Plane: I'm a Birdplane
A Navy plane gets engulfed by crazy birds upon landing, and an amazing horror-film-worthy picture emerges. Title reference here.
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Mmmm... Pancakes
Just think how differently Jurassic Park would have turned out if this was the case. Seriously though, this is a t-rex I could get behind. ...in line at IHOP, that is.
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Gwyneth Paltrow Sings Cee-Lo's "Fu..." Er, "Forget You" On "Glee"
For those of you who missed it last night, here is the talented triple-threat's great rendition of Cee-Lo Green's "Forget You" (yeah it's censored... this is primetime TV, peeps)!!
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Angry Birds Cake
The Cake Boss has nothing on the person who made this.
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Jumping Rob
Move over Sad Keanu and Shrugging Kanye, the newest meme sensation has arrived. Photogs caught Rob Pattinson jumping around awkwardly in his skivvies, and the new website F**k Yeah Jumping Rob features user-contributed photoshops of Rob in all his leaping glory. Smooth moves, vampire boy. Show us your best JR photoshops!
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Jawbone Found On Aruban Beach Could Be Natalee Holloway's
So sad.
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Do You Rock the Red?
I rock the red. He rocks the red. That girl over there? She rocks the red too. We all rock the red. And you should too. GO CAPS!
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Fun With Food
It is to our mutual benefit that the creators of these amazing pictures did not heed their parents' warning not to play with their food. Luckily, since they did not, the silly folks at 1funny.com were able to put together this compilation of hilarious culinary creations - check out the complete collection here. Have you seen any other funny food pictures lately?
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CATZILLA!
RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! It's Catzilla! Oh my gosh, we're all screwed! Wait a minute, Catzilla is actually kinda cute. Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kit... nomnomnom.
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The Cool History of the Slurpee
BRAIN FREEZE! The chill dudes at Mental Floss give a sweet history of our favorite non-alcoholic frozen drink. I was especially pleased to learn that I am not the only one to always mix the cherry and Coca-Cola flavors together to make cherry coke slurpees. They were (and continue to be) the best.
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Cats Don't Care About You
This is my cat, Cooley. She doesn't care about me unless I'm giving her food. Way to live up to your stereotype, Cool.
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Dogs Vs Cats Infographic
An interesting infographic about our favorite household pets. Though I'm not sure I agree with number 5, seeing as how often I catch my cat eating grass.
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F U, Penguin
Truly one of the funniest (and most underrated) sites on the internet. For those who are unfamiliar, the author, Matthew Gasteier, explains that it's "A BLOG WHERE I TELL CUTE ANIMALS WHAT'S WHAT." What ensues is a shameless berating of every animal that ever lived. Take the Tibetan Fox, for example. Just try and read Matthew's irate diatribe without laughing. The blog mysteriously hasn't updated in over a year, so let's give Mr. Gasteier lots of traffic and encourage him to kick back up the angry rants. Oh you'd like that very much, wouldn't you, you cocky Tibetan fox.
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Stuff White People Like: My So-Called Life
Yessss, Christian Lander is back with a new post! I was actually only 5 or 6 years old when this show was popular, but I sure thought Jared Leto (aka Jordan Catalano... swoon) was cute. This is one of the funniest blogs out there and it's been almost a month since his last full-blog entry, so read up! In the meantime, I'll be google imaging pictures of Jordan Catalano.
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Jimmy McNulty = Don Draper?
The Wire and Mad Men fans have a new reason to rejoice! Dominic West, better known as Jimmy McNulty from The Wire, has been slated to play a Don Draper-esque role in a new BBC series called "The Hour." Matt Ufford over at The Warming Glow has the scoop. And here I was thinking Omar on Boardwalk Empire was the best thing to happen to television this year.
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