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Swallowing Semen is Good for Your Health

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. Read more

Jilted Swedish Woman Arrested For Posting Pictures Of Her Ex-boyfriend's Tiny / Small Penis

Police say a jilted Swedish woman was arrested on harassment charges after she posted photos of her ex-boyfriends little penis on lampposts in his neighbourhood. According to reports, the 18-year-old was upset that her 24-year-old ex-boyfriend had ended their relationship and decided to enact a revenge plot to humiliate him when he refused to consider a reconciliation. She posted photos of his penis, which she described as small, along with his name and phone number. Her jealously got the best of her when she later learned of his new 23-year-old Read the rest of the story here

Unborn Baby Holds Doctor’s Hand

When surgeon Joseph Bruner went in to do surgery on 21 week old unborn baby named Samuel Alexander Armas, after he was diagnosed with Spina Bifida, he had no idea what was about to happen. During the procedure, the doctor removed the uterus, via C-section, then he made a small incision in the mother’s womb so he could operate on little Samuel. What happened next left everyone who witnessed it speechless… Read the rest of this emotional story here

TV Stolen From Prison

It took some kind of nerve to pull off a recent theft - from the Fort Des Moines Correctional Facility. A thief allegedly absconded with a flat-screen TV after a attending a program at the Des Moines facility for former prison inmates. He nearly got away with the crime by using the cover of budget-induced darkness. Authorities believe a man took the TV, valued at £300, from a dark conference room at the prison facility between Friday and Monday. Two men initially avoided detection because budget cuts have left the prison short-staffed. The conference room surveillance cameras did not spot them because lights had been turned off to save money Read the rest of the story here

Topless Sledging Competition

A group of killjoy town hall officials in Germany are determined to nip a sledge race in the bud - on the grounds that all the contestants are topless. The first topless sledging tournament, 'The Festival of Boobs', was due to take place in Oberwiesenthal, Germany, next month. But local councillors are trying to ban the event, as they seem think it might have a negative effect on the town's reputation. Read the full story here

Daughter Blames Her Mother For Global Warming

This genuine article has been copied from the St.Louis Dispatch Newspaper. The reply is given by a doctor (Dr. Paul Donohue) who normally dispenses serious medical advice. Dear Dr. Donohue My daughter complains that I flatulate more often than most individuals. Furthermore, she claims that the gas an individual passes contributes to global warming. I don't know if I am physically able to keep my gas to myself to go green. Is my daughter really right? Read the rest of the article here

Exploding Boobs: The Next Terrorist Threat?

If you aren't reading WorldNetDaily, you're really missing out. Today, for instance, the paranoid conservative website ran a big scoop entitled, "MI5 hunting breast implants of death." WND, which is obsessed with the "Muslim mafia," claims that Britain's intelligence service is concerned that British teaching hospitals have churned out Muslim doctors who are now returning to their home countries to outfit female suicide bombers with breast implants that blow up--and not just to a DD cup. Read the rest of the article here

Top Gear's Stig Found On Google Street View At Loch Ness

Finally, a photo from Loch Ness has conclusively proved the existence of one of Britain's most mystical creatures... The Stig. That's right, the tamed Top Gear racing driver has been snapped by Google's Street View as it mapped the banks of the famous Scottish loch. Wearing his trademark white racing suit and helmet The Stig can be seen standing with his arms folded looking away from the Loch and directly at the Google camera. Seemingly oblivious to his holiday hotspot behind him, The Stig appears to be much more engrossed in traffic whizzing past him on the A82.

Porn Causes Moscow Traffic Jam

An enormous television screen showing a pornographic film caused a midnight traffic jam in central Moscow on Thursday as stunned motorists slammed on the brakes to gawk at the writhing naked bodies. The owner of the advertising screen, which sits above a main road just over a mile south of the Kremlin, told the state-run RIA news agency that hackers had broken into the screen's computer system and turned on the porn. Click here to watch the video ...