Ben Henry
Can We Guess Your Secret Sexual Desire Based On Your Favourite Emoji?
*Insert eggplant emoji*
Ben Henry
What Is Your Penis Horror Story?
The not so good, the very bad, and the plain ri-dick-ulous.
Ben Henry
22 Things Every Southerner Going To A Northern Uni Will Understand
You basically get shouted at a lot for doing things "wrong".
Ben Henry
2015 You're Great And I'ma Let You Finish, But 2006 Had The Best Music Of All Time
100% certain to make you feel old AF.
Ben Henry
Apple's New iPhone Update Is Making Everybody Look Thirsty AF
Apple don't seem to understand the subtle difference between x and X.
Ben Henry
21 Songs That Are Actually Older Than Today's Year 7s
Have the year 7s of today ever understood the struggles of trying to text their boyfriend on Microsoft Excel? Nah.
Ben Henry
On "Learning" Blackness
I have no idea how to be black. Luckily, there's no one way.
Ben Henry
22 Things You Learn When You're A Graduate Dating A Third Year Student
It's not just dissertations and unhygienic kitchens.
Ben Henry
21 Lies All Men Have Told About Sex
Time to own up gents.
Ben Henry
20 Faces You'll Have Perfected If You Love To Gossip
Boil the kettle, there's tea to spill.
Ben Henry
24 Secrets River Island Staff Will Never Tell You
"Can we have a mop in the men's fitting rooms? Somebody's pissed on the floor."
Ben Henry
How Much Like Kanye West Are You?
Are you living that "Good Life"?
Ben Henry
24 Reasons Why Spooning Is No Fun For Anybody Involved
Dead arms and a face full of hair; fantastic.
Ben Henry
21 Things You'll Understand If You Think Fancy Dress Is A Complete Shit Show
Put the cat ears down.
Ben Henry
24 Things Miley Cyrus Does Now That Hannah Montana Would Never Have Done
Does anybody remember that episode of Hannah Montana where Hannah performed at the VMAs?
Ben Henry
24 Times Beyoncé's Instagram Gave Us All Relationship Goals
Also private jet and luxury yacht goals, but mainly relationship goals.
Ben Henry
These Black LGBT People Reveal What Happened When They Came Out
"You can't be gay; you're black."
Ben Henry
How Funny Are You Actually?
Can you land the punchline or is it MIA?
Ben Henry
We Know When You're Going To Retire
Will you be taking an early retirement, or slaving right on through it?
Ben Henry
Everyone Else Can Just Give Up Because Nicki Minaj Has Won 2015 Already
What's good, 2015?
Ben Henry
