Who wants to team up and buy an abandoned fort?
"'F*ck off crybaby. Nobody cares.'- me to Batman if I ever have to see/hear his origin story again."
"masks are sexy i feel like a flirty little assassin every time i go to tesco why would you deprive yourself of that"
"are we human? or are we fondant?"
"Michaela Coel's cheekbones are the only structure this country has rn."
Jess Glynne Got Turned Away From A London Restaurant For Wearing A Hoody And People On Twitter Are Dragging Her For It
"Jess Glynne after seeing the whole of Twitter dragging her for wearing that minging hoody"
Kids party food was the BEST food.
"Hermes be like ‘I know a spot’ then put your package in the bin"
Disney is actually older than you think!
"RIP to my plant. i tried man u know that"
"Just farted on a zoom call and it lit my name up. I've been betrayed."
Vive la France!
"When your parents are on a call and they ask for a pen man that pressure is unreal"
You wouldn't recognise them in the street, but you might over the phone!
Socks stop your sandals from becoming disgusting sweat sponges.
Still gonna buy it tho...
Is your Swanson knowledge on par with your Schrute?
"put a statue up of Chris from Skins in Bristol."
Words can be trendy too!
There's nothing quite like a big bag of cans with the lads.