I Am Jack's Complete Lack Of Surprise That Some Of Y'all Completely Missed The Point Of "Fight Club"
I can't believe Fight Club came out in 1999 and some of y'all STILL aren't getting it.
It's time to live your mermaid fanta-sea!
Even the strangest of dreams have a deeper meaning.
I guess I'm just a little SOUR that we haven't settled on a name yet.
"You're walking through the woods at night, and everything's pitch black..."
Poké is the way to my heart.
"Oh no...not pink! Make it blue!" "Merryweather! Make it pink!" "Make it blue!" "PINK!"
"It's Charli, baby."
Are you feeling X?
"I think you have the wrong number..."
These probably weren't the Valentine's Day cards you were thinking of.
Michael Bublé, I'm so sorry.
If I hear one more cover of "Baby It's Cold Outside," I'm going to scream.
Maybe the Grinch had it right the first time.
Pick a card, any card... if you dare.
"Even a man who is pure in heart and says his prayers by night may become a wolf when the wolfbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright."
So long, suckers.
It's Charli, baby.
Let's see what the cards have to say.
Which new bop from LOVE are you?