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The Year's Best Faceplants
It's December, which means it's time for another burst of end-of-the-year 'Best of'-lists.
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36 Christmas Trees Falling On 35 People (And A Cat)
Poor cat :(
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Orlando Firefighter Is Mustached American Of The Year
He received the coveted Goulet Award, recognizing the person who best represents or contributes to the Mustached American community.
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Letting It All Hang Out
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
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The Secret History of What You Wear Every Day
The sordid history of your sundries.
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Sasha Grey Leads the Nominees at the Academy Awards of Porn
You don't want to know what they do with the statuette if they win.
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Fleshlight Sex Toy Promo
Sure, having sex with a flashlight that sheaths a rubber vagina sounds like a great idea.
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Raunchy YouTube Version of D&D
'Choose Your Own Adventure' game with a side of raunch.
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The 9 Laziest Attempts At Aliens In The Multiverse
The worst movie aliens ever.
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Sexy Heidi Shows Off the Edgestar Kegerator
The perfect kegerator for your frat party needs.
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Woman Accused of Filling Butts With Caulk
She did some work with Kim Kardashian.
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Wikileaks 5 Funniest Moments
The hilarity that was Cablesgate.
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Easily Distracted People Are More Creative
What? Sorry. I saw something shiny.
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Prison Outlet Store Sells Crafts Made by Inmates
At least they're American inmates instead Chinese inmates.
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Cold Bikini Baristas Tough It Out During Winter
They're like the Post Office in lingerie. Rain, hail, sleet and snow.
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7 Brutal Kiss-Cam Humiliations
Failures on a Jumbotron level.
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Steve Johnson Blames God for Dropped Pass
On Sunday, Buffalo Bills wide receiver Steve Johnson dropped a picture-perfect pass, thanks to God.
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A Woman's Perspective on Penis Pics
Every woman has had the experience of innocently filling out a profile on Adult Friend Finder, only to be flooded with photo after photo of cocks.
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Woman Strips to Bikini to Mock New TSA Guidelines
Say what you will about the TSA's new, intrusive guidelines for air travel, but they are encouraging at least one enterprising young woman to strip ...
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Wood Paneling Isn't Just for the Station Wagon Anymore
Make everything look old!
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