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10 Sci-Fi Technologies That Now Exist
Just a few more centuries until the impending nanorobot revolution.
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6 World Cup Coaches Who Look like James Bond Villains
Any of these guys might be plotting the destruction of the free world.
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Phoneballs Takes Testicular Humor from Your Fender to Your Pocket
Phoneballs: never not funny.
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'Twin T*tties' Bar Event
Boobs and baseball!
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'Mortal Kombat' Reboot Movie in the Works?
A gritty reboot of your favorite ultraviolent video game may be on the way.
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Sexy Sword Swallower Heather Holliday Opens up for 'Hot Girl, Cool Job'
It's a euphemism.
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What's Inside 5-Hour Energy Shots
Poison?
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Photographer Compiles Book of Cleavage Shots -- Using Male Butt Cracks
Well, this is pretty amazing.
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Parenting Fail on the F Train
What an appropriate subway line to be on.
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Awesome Dog Surprises Cop Who Freed Him from Fence
Unfortunately, it was not a surprise party.
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Marijuana Does Not Impair Driving Ability
But it's still illegal, so don't do it.
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Russell Brand's Tips for Getting Laid Involve Skiing, the Apocalypse
At the same time?
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Rapping Weatherman Nick Kosir Puts the 'Dope' in Doppler Radar
"And as you'll see on the radar, we have a dope front moving across the Northeast. Expect that to last all weekend."
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Searching History for the Truth about the Existence of the 'G Spot'
It's between the F Spot and the H Spot.
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Jedis Invade Lower East Side, Wielding Lightsabers, Virginity
Greedo was alleged to have shot first.
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Craigslist Advertises Creepy Upper East Side Sex Ritual
From the depths of Craigslist, we bring you: the world's worst sex-ritual party. So, right away you know this is a cult thing, which is pretty rad. But even better: You're not allowed to talk! So it'll be like "Eyes Wide Shut" or your 10-year marriage.
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Turtle Racing Is The Newest Bar Trend
Forget beer pong.
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Ever Wonder How Dinosaurs Had Sex?
Neither did we, really, until we caught this awesome "Tyrannosaurus Sex" (get it?) special on the Discovery Channel.
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Intelligent Men Are More Sexually Faithful
The higher a man's I.Q., the more likely he is to practice sexual exclusivity.
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Umami
The next food trend.
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