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Hedgehog One-Liner Wins Funniest Joke Contest*
A panel of critics and comedy fans evaluated thousands of jokes at this year's Edinburgh Fringe Festival before awarding the Funniest Joke prize to Dan Antopolski
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The 12 Weirdest Hotel Rooms from around the World
These overnight stays are just plain strange.
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Topless Women Take over Central Park
Yesterday, topless women in New York marched through Central Park on National Go Topless Day to the dulcet tones of "I'm Every Woman" by Chaka Khan, a song equally applicable to feminists, homosexuals and women without shirts.
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UFO Sightings Spike When UFO Movies Are Popular
There seems to be a correlation between UFO sightings and the success of UFO movies.
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Family of Dead Man Freaked Out by Gravesite Voodoo Find
Pilar Martinez Jr. can no longer take solace in that, after finding 22 jars filled of wax voodoo dolls with pins stuck through them buried two feet below the gravestone of his father, who died 13 years ago.
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10 Things You Should Never Say to a Girl with Huge Boobs
Treat huge boobs the same way you would any other freakish body anomaly -- like a unibrow or a club foot.
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Subway Passengers Get an Eyeful of Naked Lady
A 19-year-old actress gave a free and totally nude show on the subway.
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Dissolving Bikini Is Sexy, Poorly Thought Out
Some jokers over in Germany, who also peddle such novelty items as the tape-measure boxers and the boobie beer cooler, are getting everyone up in arms over their water-soluble bikini.
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Vote for the Manliest Restaurant in America
Asylum is on a mission to find the manliest restaurant in America.
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What Events Are We Missing at the Sex Olympics?
The lube lounge, clean and jerk, beach volleyball...
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Man Tossing Cash Out of Car Causes Traffic Jam
Free money!
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Machete-Stabbing Diagnoses -- Proof Health System Is Working
A lot of folks are passionate about the health-care debate.
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'Gentleman Bandit' Anything but
Authorities are calling Paul Francois the "Gentlemen Bandit" for his charming demeanor that allowed him to grift multiple women out of hundreds of thousands of dollars.
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Penthouse Forum Scenario Leads to Death for Drug Witness
Listen to this: You get a call on your cell from a woman you don't know. Wrong number, it's established, yet after a bit of talking and flirting she wants to meet in a restaurant parking lot to "check each other out." What do you do?
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Bruno Gives Lift to Lederhosen-Swimwear Industry
"Brüno" may not have been as big of a hit as "Borat," but the movie is certainly paying off financially for clothing designer Peter Kolb.
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Why Do Young Boys Abuse Animals?
For a long while now people have been quick to blame music, film and video games for youth violence, but we're not sure how to explain the seeming increase in stories about kids brutalizing random animals.
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Photobombers -- Ruining Your Pictures, One Click at a Time
Photobombers -- the (often intoxicated) work of a dude who sneaks his way stealthily into your photographs, completely marring what would have been another awesome picture of you and your friends holding up your beers and smiling.
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European Vacation Leads to Hilarious Breakup
They say the key to a healthy relationship is listening to your partner. Never has this been made so starkly evident as in the sad but hilarious story of JD and Em, which is currently burning up the Internet.
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$40,000 Billiards Table Adds Class to Your Cave
I want 5.
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The 8 Jobs Most Conducive to Infidelity
Rock Stars, Politicians, and Math Teachers?
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