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This Dude Really Loves Rainbows
Who doesn't?
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Mountain Man Battles Bigfoot, Local News Battles Own Stupidity
BIGFOOT IS REAL.
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Takeru Kobayashi Arrested at Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest (Video)
Takeru Kobayashi is a fucking bad ass.
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Sex Tips from Olivia Munn
Learn about sex and vaginas and stuff from Olivia Munn.
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You Might Not Have Known, but Handheld Gaming Is Huge
I knew.
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What's Inside A Box Of Cocoa Puffs?
Hint: It's Cocoa Puffs.
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Vice President Joe Biden Calls Custard Store Manager 'Smartass'
He's like that mean uncle you're embarrassed to eat out with.
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World's Ugliest Dog 2010 Totally Not Ugly
Stop being so damn cute, dog.
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Star Wars Stormtrooper Helmets That Dare to Be Different
They're...Avatar space helmets??
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The Best in Multi-Purpose Business Cards
Never saw the point in business cards...'til now.
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Make-a-Wish Foundation Gives Boy a Millennium Falcon
But, like, a life-sized one.
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41 Percent of Americans Believe Jesus Willl Return by 2050
Let's hope that he can meet his target date.
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Betty White Teaches Asylum How to Score with (Much) Older Women
Betty knows what's up.
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Giant 31-Inch Mustache Wins U.S. Title
Meet Larry McClure.
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Billy West on the Return of 'Futurama'
Futurama is back from the dead.
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Man Escapes Epic Truck Crash with the Mother of All Sprints
Watch the riveting death escape.
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Guy Constructs 13-Foot Stay Puft Marshmallow Man Costume
You can pretty much guess how this turns out.
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End of the World in 2013 Says NASA
We should probably keep pushing this back.
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When Is It Legal to Masturbate in Public?
Wait, what?
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How to Filter Out Those Annoying Vuvuzelas
This vuvuzela hack will let you watch the World Cup in peace.
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