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Beautiful Women Render Men Stupid
After just a few minutes of interaction with an attractive female, a male's cognitive abilities suffer.
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Madison, Wis., Elects Lawn Flamingo as Official Bird
Wisconsin is famous for more than just beer, cheese and beer-cheese soup (an actual regional specialty). It's also famous for plastic pink flamingos, at least according to the capital city of Madison, which recently named the tacky lawn ornament its official bird.
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Monkeys Prefer Heavy Metal Music
Monkeys seem to enjoy the sounds of hard rock.
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Megan Fox Same-Sex Kiss Leaked
Megan Fox's lesbian kiss from "Jennifer's Body" has leaked.
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French Spider-Man in Trouble Again
Alain Robert, better known as "that dude on that building there" and sometimes known as Spider-Man thanks to his penchant for climbing up giant structures, has officially made it to the top of one of the world's tallest by scaling the Petronas Towers in Kuala Lumpur.
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Ball Boy Fights Gravity, Loses
During a first-round match at the U.S. Open, a ball boy attempting to look cool while doing his work discovered physics has no sympathy for you, no matter how many balls you have.
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Judge Uses Duct Tape to Silence Defendant
Effective, but probably illegal.
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Convicted Burglar Sues Store He Robbed
In case you were concerned that Americans were becoming less litigious these days, a convicted robber is trying to sue a party store after he was shot in the arm while burglarizing it.
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Kids Cry Blood, Are Not Superheroes (Yet)
Calvino Inman's eyes produce blood, which runs down his face like horror movie tears at least three times a day.
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Bee Sting Causes Reporter to Unleash Cavalcade of Cursing
Rod Wood gets stung by a bee.
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The Team in Red Wins More
In athletic competition, the side that has red as part of its uniform scores 10 percent more than teams that don't.
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Marriage Survives Shotgun Blast
It's encouraging to see that not every married couple up and divorces over little disagreements...
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Baseball's Biggest Broadcasting Bloopers
They're live, without a script or a prompter, and have no idea what's going to happen next. The perfect recipe for disaster.
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Cops Arrest Man Dressed as Monkey
In what is being called a clear case of primate profiling, cops in Perth, Australia, arrested a street performer who was dressed as a monkey.
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Police under Fire for Gorilla Pop-Tart Scandal
The St. Paul, Minn., police force is currently wrapped in scandal like a gooey, fruity filling wrapped in substandard perma-stale pastry.
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President Obama Doesn't Wear A Helmet
While vacationing in Martha's Vineyard, President Obama was photographed several times riding a bicycle without a helmet. C'mon Barry!
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Keith Olbermann Lashes Out over 'Jackass' Mixup
The Times's TV section, in a likely prank, listed MTV's "Jackass" in MSNBC's "Countdown" time slot.
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Heroic Teacher Saves School with a Bear Hug
Most people, when confronted by a nightmare scenario called "Columbine 2: Chainsaw Edition," would probably end up cowering under a desk. Not so for hero teacher Kennet Santana.
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Jason Biggs Saved from Monkey Attack
Jason Biggs was on vacation with his friend Finch (from American Pie) and a monkey jumped from a tree and attempted to bite his face off.
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'SVU'-Watching Receptionist Fights Crime; Steals Our Hearts
She may be a mild-mannered receptionist by day, but it was Justine Faeth's voracious appetite for "Law and Order" that helped her apprehend a long-time criminal.
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