Cuba Runs Out of Toilet Paper
Cuba, known for its abundance of vintage American automobiles, baseball players and Buena Vista Social Clubs, has found itself in the middle of full-blown Cuban Toilet Paper Crisis.
Hardened Prisoners Caught Stealing ... Poetry?
If you can't trust a group of hardened prisoners to be honest, who can you trust?
Fireworks Gone Wrong -- an Asylum PSA on Pyrotechnics
As a reminder to play it safe this Fourth of July, and to sate our own bitterness at living in a state where it's illegal to buy fireworks, we present a salute to (non-lethal) displays of pyrotechnic panic.
Michael Jackson's Video Vixens -- Our Top 10 Countdown
The King of Pop's videos are rightly acclaimed for their compelling stories, groundbreaking choreography and eye-popping special effects. But Jackson gets less credit for his eye for video babes. Throughout the '80s and '90s, Michael enlisted a bevy of video vixens, from the famous (Naomi Campbell) to the unknown ("Thriller" scream queen Ola Ray).
When Reporters Attack, Las Vegas Edition
Reporting live from downtown Las Vegas is always going to be an assignment fraught with peril, what with all the drunken tourists who can't resist waving and giving shout-outs anytime they see a camera.
Runaway Pig Found Lounging in Swimming Pool
Poor pig. It just wanted to swim!
Dirty-Minded Blogs Show Us Porn Is Everywhere
You'd be surprised.
Dawkins Helps Create Atheism Camp for Kids
For five days this July, Camp Quest will welcome atheists to learn about moral philosophy, sing John Lennon songs and compete (for cash prizes) to disprove the existence of the unicorn. Sounds like quite the par-tay. Find out more at Asylum.
Press Secretary Disses Fox News, Punished in a Dunk Tank
DUNKED.
Luxury Yacht Company Offers Pirate-Hunting Cruises
Passengers on a new cruise along the coast of Somalia are paying to catch more than just salmonella.
Best Man Speeches -- the Best of the Worst
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
Is It Wrong to Kill the World's Biggest Fish?
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
Burger King's New 'Super Seven Incher' Ad Might Be Dirty
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
Loose Pigs Close Interstate
Wild pigs over at Asylum.
More Superficial Analysis of the (Hottest) Women of Wimbledon
The hottest (female) tennis players over at Asylum.
Teen Becomes Youngest to Set Mountain-Climbing Record
And he did it for a good cause. Find out more at Asylum.
Update! Face-Tattoo Girl Admits to Lying
LIAR.
Counting Down Our Favorite Sci-Fi Babes, past and Present
Check out some hot (geeky) babes over at Asylum.
Severely Injured Man Crawls 16 Hours to Get Help
This man should not be alive, but he is! Find out about his 16 hour crawl over at Asylum.
Are Toys Becoming Too Sexy?
Check out some seXXXy toys over at Asylum. They're not actually X-rated, but they are too sexy for kids!