Sex, Drugs and Cirque Du Soleil
How can they bend like that? And on drugs! Wow. Check it out at Asylum.
Mortifying Portraits -- Family Photos Gone Wrong
Mullet and furry family portraits over at Asylum. Why couldn't my family be this cool?
Great Moments in Pop Culture Fatherhood
Pop culture's finest dads (not sexiest) over at Asylum.
10 Celebrity Commercials We're Sold on
Asylum picks the best celebrity commercials of all time.
Megan Fox's Thumb Is Not like Other Thumbs*
Check out Megan Fox's crazy thumb over at Asylum.
Top 10 Geek Pick-Up Lines on Twitter Explained
Find out how geeks pick up hot babes via Twitter over at Asylum.
Inmate Sues over 55-Hour Erection
Find out about a 55-hour erection (!!!!) over at Asylum.
Incorrect O'Reilly Aplogizes, Not Quite Humbled
Find out what he's apologizing for over at asylum.com.
A Brief History of Erotic Asphyxiation
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com.
Sex Acronyms the DHS Still Doesn't Know about
In search of a GFE. Prefer BBW. Generou$ a plus.
Learn the Tricks to Picking up Any Woman in Your Life
Learn how to pick up women from asylum.com. Even this sexy Starbucks broad!
10,000 Bees Swarm Airplane in Massachusetts
Bees are the new snakes (as in snakes on a plane).
Talking to Women Makes Men Dumb
This can't be good for gender relations.
Biker vs. Tiger Showdown Ends Prematurely
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
Top 10 Most Bizarre Game Power-Ups
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
Woman Explodes Boyfriend's Penis with Firecracker
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com
Strip Vandalism
It's like strip poker, but way more likely to get you arrested.
Master the Art of Dating, the David Wain Way!
David Wain's first date advice: "Think: Where would Bill Cosby go?" More excellent tips at Asylum.com.
Jesse Ventura and Sean Hannity Get in the Ring
Jesse Ventura keeps on battling over at asylum.com
Prom Threatened after Students Stage Food Fight
The latest viral buzz from asylum.com