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Awesome Christmas Sweaters
I tried. I really tried to find ugly Christmas sweaters. I've come to the conclusion, there are no such thing. Even at ugly Christmas sweater parties, all the sweaters are nothing but pure awesome glowing in the light of fabulous. Post shots of your favorite ugly sweater if you want, but I'm pretty sure there is no such thing.
Ash
Kick-Ass Clip
Well, actually, that's the name of the movie "Kick-Ass". In this particular scene, Nicholas Cage plays a wanna-be superhero, Big-Daddy and is teaching his daughter Hit Girl, played by Chloe Moretz to take a bullet. I just don't think Batman would approve of this.
Ash
100 Movie Quotes
100 movie quote from the past 87 years. There is bound to be one here you just love. If there isn't, frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
Ash
AFI Top 10 Movies Of 2009
AFI has put out a list of their picks for top 10 movies and televisions shows for 2009.
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Second Clash Of The Titans Trailer More Monsters
A new trailer has been released for 'Clash Of The Titans' featuring more shots of mythological creatures. I guess the studio figures people are going to watch this especially for the CGI monsters.
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Santa Mr. T and Nancy Reagan
Wow, this really brings back 80's memories.
Ash
Mortal Kombat: Live Old Ladies With Bags Version
I tried this on the Wii but I couldn't get past the third level. One of the finishing moves is that one of the ladies comes over to try to force you to blow your nose, but instead she rips out your skeleton from your face.
Ash
The Pirate Christmas
Avast me maties! Here be a Christmas lego pirate rap video. And the pirates try to steal from that red whale goody-goody, Santa! Well, they are pirates.
Ash
Berlusconi Whacked In Face By Crazy Oldster (Video)
Italian PM Silvio Berlusconi has been hospitalized after being hit in the face with a heavy souvenir statue of teeth smashing +4 wielded by some crazy bastard.
Ash
Learn To Snap The Diva Way
From the men of the Institute of Snap!thology, a quick lesson on proper diva snapping. Disappointed there was no lesson on when to punctuate a sentence with the word bitch.
Ash
One Legged Latin Dancer
Holy Crap! Most people, even with two legs, can't dance a fraction as well as this guy can.
Ash
14 Offbeat Christmas Songs
A collection of some non-traditional songs as well as covers of very traditional Christmas songs, sung by those that...well might otherwise be on Santa's naughty list. A range of funny, to poignant, to sentimental, to rowdy. I hope you enjoy and Merry Christmas.
Ash
Kate Perry In Santa Hat
Kate Perry posted this on her Twitter page yesterday. Just seems she may be a little cold with only a hat and a string of lights.
Ash
Person Of Interest Kitty
"I don't care if you don't have a mouth, answer our questions or the plastic cuffs come out."
Ash
Kids In The Hall: Death Comes To Town
"When Death gets off the Greyhound bus in small town Shuckton, Ontario, everyone in town is implicated when one of its most distinguished citizens is found murdered."
Ash
Chewbacca Hates Shoveling
Poor Chewbacca, he gets all the crap jobs. This is no way to treat an alien worker who has such fine technical skills.
Ash
Dia De La Muerte
As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so a life well used brings happy death. ~Leonardo da Vinci
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Trailer Cut: Vol. I
Did you miss some of the action movies this year? Here, watch this and you will pretty much be caught up.
Ash
Lady Sings "Diva Dance" From Fifth Element
Singing starts at about the halfway mark. The only thing missing is that she is not blue.
Ash
I Choose You Duck!
Duck decides to fight a wallaby. I'm not sure however, why there is kung fu like sound effects.
Ash
